07-03-2005, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Florida
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Buy one...the bigger the better (especially in girth), hide it under the bed...Then, when you go down on her and get her nice and wet, slip it out from under the bed when she's not looking and....(as Emeril would say)...BAM ...slam it in...........hahahah....NO!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!! I was just kidding.
Lilith's idea is perfect....I did just that once, with my soon-to-be ex-wife. Don't worry!!! This was years ago, and in no way contributed to our divorce but it did greatly enhance our sex life while we had a sex life.
My wife was a meticulous cleaner so I bought one and hid it under the couch. A week or two later I was confronted with it, and explained that I was interested in trying it out with her!!! It worked, and she loved it. Still does, only she uses it alone now! Give it a go and good luck. Let us know the outcome!!!
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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.
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