Conversation with a twist

[1nutworld]

Leaving us to carry on, without them.

[jseal]

Maximum bummer, that accident!

[ReaperWoman]

No kidding - now we've been left alone!

[jseal]

Oh my, whatever shall we do while no one is watching? :brows:

[ReaperWoman]

Perhaps... a little :69:?

[jseal]

Quickie, eh? Then perhaps we could invite some one else! :3way:

[ReaperWoman]

Really? I didn't think you'd be up for that...

[dicksbro]

Say, that does sound like fun, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

That sounds like one of the best ideas I've heard in a long time.

[dicksbro]

Unusual for me to have those, too, don't you think?

[IowaMan]

Very common actually DB. Or are you talking about moresomes? :p

[jseal]

Would you participate in a threesome or a moresome?

[1nutworld]

Exactly, when is this party going to take place?

[ReaperWoman]

You didn't play the game, boy... tut tut

[1nutworld]

You didn't play the game, boy... tut tut

I did too. It is within the rules to substitute "EX" words that are pronounced like an X, within this thread.

Besides, what are you going to do about it? Spank me?

[IowaMan]

Zambonis are used in ice hockey to clean the playing surface maybe we could use one now.


I think I want to be in the penalty box with RW for her roughness with nutworld. Gimme five minutes please. :D

[jseal]

Anyone want that penalty photographed? :D

[dicksbro]

Bet there's a few that might like to have a picture of that.

[IowaMan]

Certainly would be an enjoyable way to spend five minutes, no denying that one.

[dicksbro]

Don't ya' sometimes wish all your dreams could come true?

[IowaMan]

Each and every day is a gift.

[dicksbro]

For sure, for sure ... you got that right IowaMan!

[jseal]

Gifts are available for all who recognize them.

[dicksbro]

Here at Pixies, it's easy to see what great gifts we've been given.

[jseal]

I must agree with you.

[IowaMan]

Just think of what all the non-Pixies are missing out on.

[dicksbro]

Kind of sad, isn't it? :(

[IowaMan]

Luckily they can join up at any time and be accepted as part of the family.

[dicksbro]

Maybe a hundred new smut-gaiming ladies will join today and all of them will be anxious to ravish our bodies and other cool stuff like that. :)

[jseal]

Now that's something to get excited about! :)

[dicksbro]

Only thing is ... :tear: ... the hundred haven't registered yet. :(

[IowaMan]

Probably waiting until they see all three of us logged on at the same time. :p

[dicksbro]

Quite possibly you're right ... at least I hope so.

[Coaster]

Run DB, Run!

[dicksbro]

See the gals, Coaster?

[IowaMan]

There was one here earlier......... but she went away. :(

[dicksbro]

"Unfair," I say, "unfair." :tear:

[jseal]

VERY unfair!

[dicksbro]

We all seem to be in agreement on this, don't we?

[jseal]

Xenophobia – perhaps they see us as strangers! :yikes:

[Pita]

Y'all to cute to scare anyone off.

[IowaMan]

ZOWIE!!! There's ^^^ a really sexy Pixie now!!!

[dicksbro]

Absolutely beautiful, isn't she?

[ReaperWoman]

Boys, boys... You'll scare the pretty lady away...

[Coaster]

Can we play with you then Reaperwoman?

[ReaperWoman]

Depends... What kind of game did you have in mind?

[Coaster]

Ever played truth or dare (to be naked around a bunch of horny pixies)?

[ReaperWoman]

'Fraid not, though that could be remedied....

[Coaster]

Gotta love an imaginative mind in an adventurous pixie!

[ReaperWoman]

Head over to mine and I'll show you adventurous... ;)

[Coaster]

Imagine that special fantasy of yours now..........

[ReaperWoman]

Just you and me, a four poster bed and some ribbons?

[Coaster]

Kinda takes your breath away now doesn't it?

[ReaperWoman]

Lay back and be quiet whilst I tie your hands to the headboard...

[Coaster]

Mmmmmmmmmm....... can i trust this devilish reaper.................

[ReaperWoman]

Not one bit... ;)

[Eastern]

Hey reaper be good and share already he hehe

[Coaster]

Oh I can't even remember the last time 2 sexy women wanted to share me!!!!!!!!!!!

I must be dreaming............... :huh:

[Eastern]

can you handle us coaster?

[dicksbro]

Oh I can't even remember the last time 2 sexy women wanted to share me!!!!!!!!!!!

I must be dreaming............... :huh:

Want some help? :wish:

[ReaperWoman]

Play the game, and I'll maybe let him have some help - otherwise me and Eastern are going to wear him out!

[Coaster]

Quite the opposite.... you'll be gasping, panting and beg a break from being over sensitized!

[Eastern]

reallly oh he is sooooo confident :P

[Coaster]

Sexiness charges the air wherever she goes.............

[Eastern]

The truth will set you free. :)

[Coaster]

Understand that I enjoy being on the bottom as well as on top!

[Eastern]

very nice. its fun to have control and have theman on bottom and give him a good ride.. where did i put my spurs

[ReaperWoman]

Would you look at that? They carried on without me...

[Eastern]

X-ray goggles would be good about now

[Coaster]

You have more fun this afternoon Reaper woman?

[IowaMan]

Zebra riding with both ReaperWoman and Eastern being topless would be a very fun activity and a great one for you to photograph Coaster.

[Eastern]

about time you caught on to my ideas.. zebras though?

[IowaMan]

Because it had to start with the letter "Z", if it had been "I" then I would've had you ladies doing some IowaMan riding. :D

[Eastern]

can you see?? hmmm guess not as i am online..or you could see lol

[IowaMan]

Definitely can see that you are a very sexy lady there dear. :nod:

[Eastern]

EVerybody says that.. :loveshowe

[IowaMan]

Frankly, I believe that they must all have very good taste then. :nod:

[Eastern]

Gee thank you kind sir.. :rolleyes:

[IowaMan]

Happy to compliment such a lovely lady.

[Eastern]

I have a hard time accepting compliments but from such a fine gentelman as you i will

[IowaMan]

Just telling the facts ma'am, just telling the facts.

[Eastern]

K. . :)

[IowaMan]

Little IowaMan (who can be seen in the men's pic section; cheap advertisement there) stood tall and proud when I saw the sexy pic that you posted of yourself Eastern. :nod:

[Eastern]

man oh man i think that is a little bit of tmi. but thank you for the compliment.
it was just me. :)

[IowaMan]

Not the only guy who had the same reaction to it, I'm sure. :D

[Eastern]

oh you think the pic was that good huh

[IowaMan]

Positive that it was, absolutely positive. :hot:

[Eastern]

Quirky huh.. hehehe

[IowaMan]

Really just think it was a very sexy picture, that's all. (I do have my quirks though.) :p

[Eastern]

soo whats the plans for you? hmmm

[IowaMan]

Thinking I'll just sort of relax and watch some television, maybe do some reading and turn in early.

[Eastern]

Ugh probably here too
ok i was desperate..

[IowaMan]

Very little else to do here in my little corner of the world, suppose I should shake things up a bit?

[Eastern]

Wanting something completely different. :kissass:

[dicksbro]

'Xactly ... around here when the grain elevators close, the town kinda' dies. :D

[IowaMan]

You just never know when something fun is going to happen around here.

[Eastern]

zebras are wonderful this time of year

[IowaMan]

Almost every single day I end up wanting something chocolate.

[dicksbro]

Bittersweet or the really yummy milk chocolate stuff?

[IowaMan]

Craving some creamy milk chocolate right about now.

[dicksbro]

Definitely, milk chocolate sounds good to me.

[IowaMan]

Everyday should involve at least a little bit of chocolate and a little bit of sex.

[Eastern]

chocolate yummy

[dicksbro]

"F"

Finally, something sweet to talk about.

[IowaMan]

Got to think that talking about chocolate is going to make me hungry.

[dicksbro]

Heck, I'd go for some scrambled eggs, bacon and toast right now.

[IowaMan]

I've got the eggs cooking right now and the bread is anxiously awaiting it's transformation into toast. Bring some bacon on over and we'll make a morning of it.

[dicksbro]

jumping jehosaphat, that sounds like a plan but will Tess be there?

[IowaMan]

"Kitchen Fun With Tess", that would make a great TV series!

[Eastern]

hmm breakfast with the men of pixies.. wooo what an idea :loveshowe

[dicksbro]

Like that idea, Eastern, even if it didn't begin with an "L." :D

[Coaster]

Mmmmmmm.... muff ins by our pixie lasses!

[IowaMan]

None of them wanted me to serve them breakfast in bed. :(

[Eastern]

oh i think many would iowaman

[IowaMan]

Perhaps I should start up a poll to find out.

[dicksbro]

Quite so ... as long as you publish the results.

[IowaMan]

Right about now, serving breakfast to a few Pixies ladies sounds like quite the idea. :p

[dicksbro]

Sausage?

[IowaMan]

Today sounds like it would be a good day to fix some sausage for breakfast.

[dicksbro]

Unless I'm mistaken, everyday is good for sausage ... or bacon ... or ham.

[Pita]

Vegans wouldn't think so.

[IowaMan]

What they don't know is that pork fat is the nectar of the gods. :p

[dicksbro]

X'actly ... and, besides, we probably don't have to invite them to the breakfast.

[IowaMan]

You'd think that most people would love bacon and eggs.

[dicksbro]

Zilch ... zilch, I say. If they don't like bacon, ham or sausage ... they won't get breakfast. :(

Unless, of course, they're females and want to go for my sausage. :slurp:

:)

[IowaMan]

Always, always offer the ladies the sausage. :p

[dicksbro]

By-the-way, did you remember to offer yours?

[IowaMan]

Certainly I did, I've got the slap marks on my cheek to prove it. :p

[dicksbro]

Do you mean to tell me that you got turned down, or were they just playing hard to get?

[IowaMan]

Every single one of them had the most amazing amount of self-restraint. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Figures, doesn't it? You try to be open and sharing and ... well, ya' see what happens.

[IowaMan]

Good thing none of them had a meat grinder handy. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Heavens, they were serious, weren't they?

[IowaMan]

I don't know what they had in mind for me but I'm pretty certain it wasn't going to be as much fun as I had anticipated.

[dicksbro]

Just take care. After all, you've got that trip coming up and we still need to do lunch one of these days.

[IowaMan]

Keeping safe is pretty easy for me, the ladies run away as soon as they see me coming.

[Pita]

Looks like Iowaman needs someone to show him that no lady in her right mind would run from him.

[Winston77]

My My Tess is being very very nice.

[dicksbro]

Never known Tess to be anything but nice.

[IowaMan]

Oh how I wish Tess would come give me personal lessons in the art of love. ;)

[dicksbro]

Patience, my friend. One must control their emotions. Be calm, collected and exhibit strong self control. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae36.gif

[IowaMan]

Quietly, IowaMan slouches back down into his chair and hopes that nobody is looking as he imagines that Tess and all the other Pixies ladies were here with him right now. :p

[dicksbro]

Really? I can hear you panting from here ... which is surprising because the thought of all those lovely ladies makes me pant too.

[IowaMan]

So sorry about that DB, next time I'll use my inhaler before the girls show up. :D

[dicksbro]

That may not be necessary. Now that I've calmed back down, I'm not hearing you. Maybe it was just me. :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Me and my shadow are going to get extra points for doing two of these posts in a row.

[IowaMan]

Unless you get points taken away for not starting the sentence with a word that begins with the letter U. ;)

[dicksbro]

Very unnverving to be caught in the act of violating the game rules. :wobbly:

[Eastern]

what a day .. hearing went well i am tipsy..hehehe

[IowaMan]

X-rays are something that I hope I don't enter into my day today.

[dicksbro]

You don't like x-rays?

[Coaster]

Zeus............... DB's nickname! :D

[IowaMan]

About right now I'd like to be lounging around on a beach in California.

[dicksbro]

Better get that hole plugged before the next rain. :rolleyes2

[Winston77]

Constantly wanting to plug someones hole.

[Coaster]

Darn if I don't wanna leave right now and join you IAMan in CA!!!!

[dicksbro]

Everyone hop in the car and we'll head west.

[Coaster]

Fine with me.... hope osuche has room for us all!

[dicksbro]

Good show! Now, who all is going?

[IowaMan]

Hopefully she won't mind if we all show up at once.

[dicksbro]

I suspect it would be something of a surprise.

[IowaMan]

Just the thought of me showing up would probably be enough to make her want to change her address.

[dicksbro]

Kind of suspect it wouldn't be you ... it'd be me showing up that'd really cause her to bolt the doors; turn out the lights and send the dogs into the yard. :(

She might even search out Jimmy Carter's vicious swamp rabbit to sic on me. :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Looks like the sun is getting ready to come up again and I'm still here in Iowa. Don't see osuche anywhere. :boohoo:

[dicksbro]

Miserable when that happens, isn't it?

[Winston77]

Next stop fogville around here today

[dicksbro]

Only if you can see where to stop in fogville because of the fog, don't you think?

[jseal]

Patiently driving more slowly is one way of traveling through bad weather.

[dicksbro]

Weather like we had today, here, is always welcome.

[jseal]

"Welcome!" should be the greating for guests.

[dicksbro]

Guests can spice up an otherwise boring day.

[IowaMan]

:confused: Hmmm, looks like we got off track somehow, didn't we? :confused:

[GreenChef]

Just because you're on the right track doesn't mean you shouldn't welcome an amusing diversion.

[dicksbro]

Kind of surprizes you when you realize you've changed the game in mid-stream, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

Looks like I hadn't completely lost my mind after all.

[dicksbro]

My mind's always lost, I think ... although, with it lost I can't be sure ... I think.

[GreenChef]

Mine's been gone for some time now... Stopped looking
Hope it doesn't disturb me later...

[dicksbro]

Naturally, there are both advantages and disadvantages to being mindless. :)

[Pita]

Only you would have an avatar of Homer pissing and drinking beer. :D

[Coaster]

Please lower that cute tush down onto me Tess!

[dicksbro]

Quite a good idea, there, Coaster! :thumb:

[jseal]

Ready for a photo shoot? :D

[Coaster]

Subjects like Tess in front of my camera are a true delight!!!

[dicksbro]

Tess is certainly a terrific lady who always attracts our attention.

[Coaster]

Understatement there DB!!!!

[dicksbro]

Very well ... SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE ATTRACTION! How's that? :)

[Coaster]

Well done........... and she should be done well!

[GreenChef]

Anyone worth doing is worth doing right (sorry I think I meant to say, anything, or did I)

[dicksbro]

X'tremely cloudy today making the thought of something sexy seem all the brighter. :)

[jseal]

You know, sex always makes life more enjoyable! :)

[IowaMan]

Zebras have sex in the wild, sometimes on camera.

[dicksbro]

Animals of all kinds seem to appreciate sex.

[lusty1]

Breeding is necessary to keep the family line alive.

[dicksbro]

Could having fun also be part of the equation?

[GreenChef]

Fun should be on our list of priorities, on this short spin on the wheel of life...

[IowaMan]

GreenChef, what would you say is your specialty in the kitchen?

[lusty1]

Have you consider that he may do things in the kitchen that are unrelated to cooking or food?

[dicksbro]

I know I've gotten enthused by things other than cooking or food when I've come up behind my wife in the kitchen. :boink:

[lusty1]

Just thinking of some of the things I've done in the kitchen makes me blush!

[Coaster]

Kitchen talk is getting me excited....... can you believe THAT?

[lusty1]

Do you think we're having similar thoughts and thats why were BOTH getting excited?

[dicksbro]

Everything we say and do matters to someone ... even if it's just ourselves.

[Coaster]

Looks like Lusty & DB got so excited they forgot how this thread is played!!!! :D :D

[dicksbro]

To play...each conversation post must start with the next letter of the alphabet...you can talk about anything and your post can be as long as you want....as long as the first letter is the next letter in the alphabet...the only thing.....the conversation MUST make sense..starting now


My memory seems to be intact ... what'd we do wrong?

[lusty1]

Nothing is wrong with the way we played...as far as I can tell, anyway.

[dicksbro]

Ol' Coaster is just giving us a hard time, I think. :boink:

:)

[Coaster]

Perhaps we should continue and not look back at posts #4199,4200,4201,4202,etc..... :D

I know... I'm bad.. give it to me lusty1........:kissass:

[dicksbro]

Quickly looked back to the previous page and you're right. We did goof. Oh well, it gave good ammunition for a few extra posts. :)

[lusty1]

Reat assured...I will try to follow the rules better in my subsequent posts :whack:

[jseal]

Sometimes the runner stumbles - but we recover. :)

[lusty1]

Today might be a good day to recover from previous stumbles. :faint:

[Coaster]

United............ let us all stumble into bed together!!!!!!!!!1

[lusty1]

Very good idea, Coaster...providing there's a bed big enough to hold all of us! :thumbs:

[Coaster]

Well let's just push all the mattresses together on the floor.

[lusty1]

Xenophobia be damned! Let's push those mattresses and we'll all get cozy together! :grope:

[dicksbro]

You said it, lusty1! :thumbs:

[lusty1]

Zoom over here with your pillow before someone else lays down beside me! :molest:

[dicksbro]

All right, this is sounding good. :)

[Coaster]

Boobies make the best pillows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lusty1]

Come over here...I'll share my pillows! :boobs:

[Coaster]

Darn I hate being late for those :boobs:

[lusty1]

Excuse me, but you're NOT too late to share my pillows. :boobs:

[Coaster]

First, allow me to pull your T up over your :boobs:

[lusty1]

Glad to have the help, there Coaster :boobs:

[dicksbro]

:boobs: HOOTERS! HOOTERS! :boobs:
THAT'S OUR CRY,
:boobs: UP WITH THE "T" :boobs:
LET 'EM FLY!

:)

[Coaster]

I cry, I cry
:boobs: "Let Them Fly!" :boobs:
But just watch out that
:boobs: You don't poke my eye! :boobs:
:boobs:

[lusty1]

Jump up and down,
Jump up and down!
Watch those BAD boys...
Bounce all around!

[dicksbro]

Bounce Around,
Bounce Around,
A Milkshake Here,
When You Come to Town.

[Coaster]

Keep to the thread
Oh DB you missed
Thinking of bouncing boobies in bed
Made you a one handed typist!

:D

[lusty1]

Let's not be hasty-DB MAY not have been typing one-handed from thinking of bouncing boobies :boobs: being used as pillows in a communal bed...aaahhh, you're probably right! :roflmao:

[Coaster]

Me thinks sucking on boobies will excite somebody!

[lusty1]

Now thet you mention it, sucking boobies :boobs: can excite just about anybody!

[Coaster]

Open your mouth and suck on her :boobs:

[dicksbro]

Perhaps I can atone by following the rules ... at least this time. :)

[lusty1]

Quit worrying about the past and just get back to boobies, pillows and the Pixie's Group Sleepover!

[Coaster]

Righton lusty1...... i knew there was a reason I liked you!!! Hope you're feeling better! :kisser:

[lusty1]

Seems like if I don't feel better soon, I may miss the Pixies sleepover altogether!

[Coaster]

Take plenty of fluids and call me in the morning!!

[dicksbro]

Unless, of course, she'd rather see you in person?

[lusty1]

Vile thing,this flu...I want to see BOTH of you at our Pixie party.

[dicksbro]

Woo Hoo!

[lusty1]

X-rays are all clear...I'm on the mend and CAN provide pillows for our sleepover, guys!

[dicksbro]

Yahoo! That's great news. :)

[lusty1]

Zoinkers! Do I still have time to pack all of my toys before the sleepover? ;):D

[Coaster]

Ask and we'll use them all on you!

[lusty1]

But...I like to use them on my partners too...how about maybe you?

[dicksbro]

Cool! This sleepover thing is sounding like a great idea.

[lusty1]

Don't forget to pack your blanket and tooth brush!

[dicksbro]

Everything is getting packed.

[Winston77]

Forgeting something here