Conversation with a twist

[lusty1]

Unless, of course, you break the bottle and THEN put the ship inside. :D

[dicksbro]

Very good idea, lusty1 ... that, or find a bottle with a very wide opening.

[lusty1]

Well thought out , Dicksbro...!:D

[dicksbro]

Xanthophyceae, if you didn't already know it, is a yellow-green algae ... not to change the subject.

[lusty1]

You know, because ships have to be in water, there may be some of that algae on the inside of those bottles...so it's not off topic at all! ;)

[Coaster]

Zeke was Zelma before she drank that water!

[lusty1]

Amazing as it may sound, I think I know Zeke/Zelma!

[dicksbro]

Be careful, though, because it's not nice to be surprized when groping.

[lusty1]

Could you imagine how surprised you would be if you thought tou were groping Zelma, but she turned out to be Zeke?!

[dicksbro]

Down right shocking if you ask me!

[lusty1]

Exactly what I was thinking...but it might prove to be very educational, as well.

[dicksbro]

For sure it might be that!

[lusty1]

Going down on him/her without knowing the situation in advance COULD provide you with more than you bargained for.

[dicksbro]

However, knowing the situation might reduce the level of excitement.

[IowaMan]

I think I'd rather know in advance that it was Zelma though.

[dicksbro]

Just assume that she is, that way you'll always be ready.

[lusty1]

Keen observation Dicksbro...and probably some of the best advice one could offer in this type of situation.

[IowaMan]

Lots of great advice to be received from fellow Pixies.

[dicksbro]

Many of our Pixies have great advice, don't they? (I'm just here to set a bad example. :( )

[lusty1]

Our fellow Pixies give lots of advice, but how many do you think actually follow the advice they are given?

[Winston77]

Pixie's paruse pages politely promoting perving pleasures

[lusty1]

Quite a lot of "P"s in that post Winston77, I'm impressed! ;)

[dicksbro]

Real clever he is, isn't he?

[lusty1]

Sometimes I think I'm clever, but then reality reasserts itself.

[IowaMan]

Tomorrow I'll be clever, if I remember.

[lusty1]

Unless I'm mistaken, you're clever all the time.

[IowaMan]

Very kind of you to say that but it's not really true.

[lusty1]

Well, you seem clever to me...

[Winston77]

X-tra X-tra Lusty1 is clever

[dicksbro]

You betcha'!

[Winston77]

Zigged and Zagged around that answer DB

[lusty1]

Amazingly adroit at sidestepping isn't he?!

[dicksbro]

Be that as it may, I was being honest. :)

[Pita]

Conversation still going strong I see. :)

[lusty1]

Definitely-I love the way this conversation just naturally slips in and out...of different topics!

[dicksbro]

Entertaining and informative ... well ... entertaining anyway.

[lusty1]

Finding something interesting to do at Pixies is never a problem for long.

[dicksbro]

Golly, we've all gotten pretty good at this, haven't we?

[lusty1]

Haven't we though...I'm feeling pretty good about that!

[jseal]

I should think so!

[Winston77]

Juicy piece of information right there.

[jseal]

Know thyself, as the Greeks used to say.

[lusty1]

Let's not forget all the other great thing the Greeks are famous for!

[Winston77]

Make way for the butthole bangers.

[jseal]

Nice for some - or so I'm told. :D

[dicksbro]

Old ancient Greek thing was to keep everything closely shaved from the neck down I think.

[lusty1]

Perhaps they thought removing the hair made them more attractive.

[Coaster]

Quite possibly that it just made them more sensitive and amorous!

[dicksbro]

Really would be nice to find some ancient documentation on that subject, wouldn't it?

[Coaster]

Since you have the time DB, want to research it?

[dicksbro]

That'd be nice, but keeping up with current events is tough enough.

[lusty1]

Up here in Washington, I sometimes think the ancient Greeks could be considered a part of the "current events".

[dicksbro]

Vile it is when one lives in isolation like that ... here we're celebrating Lincoln's election.

[IowaMan]

Where would Lincoln have gone to have Greek food in Illinois?

[dicksbro]

'Xactly where we all would go, Jose Diega's Genuine Greek Spaghetti Shop right next to Wing Ha So's Pizza Emporium. :rolleyes2

[jseal]

Zorba the Greek is a classy movie.

[dicksbro]

All movies are classy ... some high, some low and some in the middle. :boink:

[jseal]

Middle Earth is where Hobbits live.

[tazzfromca]

Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun

[Coaster]

But let's get this conversation back on track!

[dicksbro]

Coaster, you're good ... you spotted the rule breaking right off the bat. :D

[jseal]

Detecting a problem is the first step to correcting the problem.

[lusty1]

Even just admitting there IS a problem can be a giant step towards solving most issues.

[GreenChef]

Once we've taken care of the problem, we can move on to more important issues...
Let's have some FUN... :D

[dicksbro]

First, we need to remember this is an A-Z game. :D

[GreenChef]

Golly nobody explained me the rules...
guess I should look before I leap...

[dicksbro]

Happily, we have fun even when the rules are missed. :D

[Winston77]

It never ceases to amaze me that sometime so simple can get so complicated

[Coaster]

Just imagine winning Powerball tomorrow!!!!

[lusty1]

Kicking some butt at Powerball is part of the plan for tomorrow, correct?

[dicksbro]

Let's just hope I win.

[jseal]

Maybe I would share if I do.

[Coaster]

Now I gotta go buy a ticket!

[dicksbro]

Oh, by the way, buy one for me and I'll pay you back out of the winnings. :)

[jseal]

Powerball paid off Saturday night!

[Salacious]

Quietly I inquire, "Are you game?"

[jseal]

Repeat please!

[dicksbro]

So, jseal, what is it you want repeated?

[Salacious]

Tell me too please.

[loves2laugh]

Understand, I want you to expain it very clearly and in full detail to me

[dicksbro]

Verily, I say unto you that the time has arrived for the games to begin.

(Notice the use of that classy, ol' fashioned word "verily." :D)

[lusty1]

Will I be able to play in the games even after my long absence?

[dicksbro]

'Xtremely delighted to see you, lusty1, of course you can play. :)

[lusty1]

You always make me feel so welcome, no matter how often or seldom I stop by, DB. :)

[dicksbro]

Zowie, lusty1, just seeing you stop by is enough to make our day!

[lusty1]

As usual, you know just what to say to make me feel special, DB.

[dicksbro]

But, you are special. In fact, aren't we all special?

[jseal]

Could anyone disagree with that idea?

[dicksbro]

Don't want to, that's for sure.

[Coaster]

Eventually, long weekends come to an end............

[dicksbro]

Fortunately, that means that at least it's a shorter work week for most.

[Coaster]

Going to be another long weekend for me coming up!!! :D

[dicksbro]

Heavens, that'll be fun!

[Winston77]

I think this rain will end today.

[jseal]

Just in time for weekend enjoyment!

[dicksbro]

Kayaks on a river might be fun to try.

[jseal]

Love to try whitewater rafting someday.

[dicksbro]

Maybe one of these days all our dreams will come true.

[jseal]

No one hopes that more that I.

[Coaster]

Oh man, white water rafting on Class V's are such a rush!!!

[dicksbro]

Perhaps it was just the foaming water swirling around. :shrug:

[Coaster]

Quite possibly the fear of being pummeled against the rocks.......... under water!!!!

[dicksbro]

Right on, Coaster, those silly underwater rocks can hurt ya' if you hit them.

[jseal]

Speed past those rocks if you want to stay in one piece!

[Coaster]

Time to change the subject back to sex....... and the sex is so good after running the rapids! :D

[dicksbro]

Usually we can count on you, Coaster, to get us back on track and this time is no exception.

[jseal]

Very true!

[dicksbro]

Who else could be so dependable?

[lusty1]

X-actly what I think about him...among other things. ;)

[jseal]

You also think highly of Coaster?

[dicksbro]

Zigging and zagging doesn't change the fact he's a real Pixies' straight arrow.

[IM1469]

Alright, we've come full circle once again

[dicksbro]

By golly, you're right!

[jseal]

Could we possibly have gone through the alphabet 177 times? :yikes:

[Coaster]

Dang that's a lot of times to go around!!

[jseal]

Each of us has contributed a bit. :thumb:

[IM1469]

Finding food for thought for the next person to post can be frustrating

[jseal]

Go forth and seek the ideal life!

[dicksbro]

Heck, I'd be happy just getting this healing done.

[lc69hunter]

I would be pleased to add to this thread.

[dicksbro]

Just feel free to do so, Ic69hunter

[jseal]

Keep incrementing through the alphabet.

[dicksbro]

Lot's of posts make the site owner's happy!

[jseal]

Make a point to post!

[dicksbro]

Never put off posting when you have the chance to do it now.

[Pita]

Only because you both asked so nicely. :)

[dicksbro]

Pant, pant, pant! Gosh! It's been a while, Tess. :wave:

[jseal]

Quite welcome though! :)

[dicksbro]

Right on, jseal, very welcome. :boink:

[jseal]

Some people visit the Games forum more often than others.

[dicksbro]

That's very true, jseal. :boink:

[Coaster]

Untie Sal and let her play!!

[Salacious]

Very good idea Coaster, are you ready for a little vroom!

[Coaster]

Wanna?

[Salacious]

Xmas is too far away to have to wait for such a fun "unwrapping"

[Coaster]

You'd look fine under the tree I bet!

[Salacious]

Zeal will earn you extra benefits!

[dicksbro]

All I can say, Coaster, is that Sal makes it awfully inviting, doesn't she?

[jseal]

Beautiful proposition, I think!

[dicksbro]

Can't argue wth that, jseal.

[jseal]

Do you think Salacious will return to this thread soon?

[Salacious]

Either she will post or someone else will.

[dicksbro]

Fantastic, Salacious is back!

[jseal]

Guess that all we had to do was to ask nicely. :wish:

[dicksbro]

Heck, we could have done that much earlier, couldn't we?

[jseal]

I think you are correct.

[IowaMan]

Just in time for the holidays!

[dicksbro]

Kind of makes you feel warm all over, doesn't it?

[jseal]

Let us all have Good Times at Thanksgiving.

[dicksbro]

Mighty good idea!

[Coaster]

Now you all have a fantastic family day!

[dicksbro]

Our hope is that everyone will have a great day today!

[IowaMan]

Perhaps if everybody in the world were to have a piece of pie there would be much more peace on Earth.

[dicksbro]

Quick, start the ovens and dig out the pie tins.

[jseal]

Right on - will a couple hundred tousand slices of leftover pumpkin pie help?

[dicksbro]

Sure enough, jseal! That'd be great.

[IowaMan]

Too bad the price of milk is going up so much, we could end up going broke trying to buy all of the whipped cream! :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Undeniably, but we would go happy. :)

[Pita]

Voting for more pie!

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be great if we all had a slice of our favorite pie sitting right on the nightstand to have right after we cooled down from some really hot sex?

[Pita]

X-tra big piece of coconut cream for me, please! :)

[IowaMan]

You can have absolutely anything you want Tess!

[dicksbro]

Zowie, she sure has a way of getting us to agree with her, doesn't she.

[jseal]

Anyone as charming as TinglingTess can get her way with me.

[dicksbro]

Being sexy sure helps, doesn't it?

[Pita]

Call my crazy, but I think I love you Pixie men! :loveshowe

[dicksbro]

Don't think anything about it, Tess, we love you too! :x:

[jseal]

Eveyone loves TinglingTess!

[dicksbro]

For she's a sexy nice lady,
for she's a sexy nice lady,
for she's a sexy nice lady ...
... which nobody can deny.

[jseal]

Gosh! What a poet!

[dicksbro]

Heck ... you're joshing me, aren't ya'?

[jseal]

I am only recognizing great talent.

[dicksbro]

Just look in the mirror to spot real talent ;)

[jseal]

Kind of you to say that sir.

[dicksbro]

Let's face it, I simply told the truth. :)

[jseal]

Mind you, you remain the Poet Laureate of Pixies Place.

[dicksbro]

Nice of you to say that, jseal.

[jseal]

Only wish I had your way with words sir!

[IowaMan]

Pudding, I want some butterscotch pudding. :nod:

[dicksbro]

Quite a wish, there, IowaMan.

Was that with two spoons?

[jseal]

Ready Whip on top? :D

[dicksbro]

Sure! Why not?

[jseal]

Tasty morsels here! :D

[dicksbro]

Undoubtedly.

[jseal]

Vices can be delightful. :)

[dicksbro]

Wonderful in fact.

[jseal]

xtra vices might include an inability to spel rite!

[dicksbro]

You said it, jseal. Darn x's. :)

[jseal]

zats rite an hopefully I won't get stuck with with 'x' or 'z' the next time 'roun!

[dicksbro]

A good wish but one I haven't been too successful in avoiding. :(

[jseal]

Better to dream of TinglingTess slathered with IowaMan's pudding and topped with Ready Whip! :hot:

[dicksbro]

Certainly a lot of us guys could share in that wish. :boink:

[jseal]

Delicious in so many ways.

[dicksbro]

Everyone, then, is in agreement on that?

[jseal]

Feel sure about that?

[Coaster]

Goodness........... what have I been missing here?

[dicksbro]

Heck, a moment away from Pixies can turn the whole world upside down.

[jseal]

It is best to visit these threads frequently.

[dicksbro]

Just imagine being able to stay tuned all day long!

[IowaMan]

Kind of makes you wish you could spend the whole day here pleasuring the Pixie ladies, doesn't it?

[dicksbro]

Lovely ideas like that deserve encouragement.

[jseal]

My only problem would be to do each one justice.

[dicksbro]

Naturally, that should always be a consideration.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Only, Dont forget to stretch, before undertaking such strenuous recreations,and ALWAYS, bend at the knees,lol

[dicksbro]

Perfect advice, Crazeee! Thanks.

[jseal]

Quite to the point, so to speak.

[dicksbro]

Really?

[jseal]

So spoke CrazeeeWhorse, who could disagree?

[dicksbro]

That's a good point, jseal.

[jseal]

Unanimous decision, I would guess.

[dicksbro]

Very likely.

[jseal]

What alternatives are there?

[dicksbro]

X equals the number. Now, what's the formula needed to derive X? :confused:

[jseal]

You know it! (1 * 1) + 9 = 3

[dicksbro]

Zowie! No kidding?

[jseal]

An approximation, of course; 9 can vary from 8+ to 10-.

[dicksbro]

Brilliant work, jseal. Brilliant.

[jseal]

Concentrate on the important things! :D

[dicksbro]

Do you know which those are?

[Pita]

Exactly what are you two talking about?

[dicksbro]

For the life of me, I'm not sure I remember. http://www.emotihost.com/glass/3.gif

[Pita]

Good, let's talk about our biggest turn-ons.

[GreenChef]

Not necessarily my 'biggest' turn on, but Tess you have some great avatars
(Nothing personal I just get more turned on by things I can see, touch, smell, taste...)

[dicksbro]

Heck, Tess, I think my biggest turn on is touching or being touched by my wife.

[Pita]

Not necessarily my 'biggest' turn on, but Tess you have some great avatars


I really do thank you for the compliment. :)

[dicksbro]

Just telling the truth, mamm. Just telling the truth! :)

[jseal]

Knowledge is Power – or so they say.

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/valentine2/8.gif Love one another

[jseal]

Most people want someone to love, and want someone to love them.

[dicksbro]

Not everyone, though.

[Goofy]

Only the Lonely?

[jseal]

Pride and Prejudice can also interfere with loving others

[dicksbro]

Quite so, jseal. Quite so!

[jseal]

Relationships are not always based on love, though.

[dicksbro]

So very true, jseal.

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Thanks, DB for holding my place in line, miss me? :faint: Crazeeeeeeee

[dicksbro]

U said it CrazeeeWhorse! Glad I could hold your place.

[jseal]

Visit the Games Forum often, and post to all the threads! :D

[Coaster]

Well it looks like it's my turn to grab a Pixie lass and dance!

[Pita]

X-rated dancing with the sexy Coaster is my cue to pop into the games.

[dicksbro]

You know, that AV makes me http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif drool. :boink:

[jseal]

Zat TinglingTess! She iz so zexy!

[dicksbro]

Absolutely right, jseal!!

[Pita]

Bet you say that to all the Pixie girls. :)

[Coaster]

Could I photograph Tess for some more AV's?

[dicksbro]

Did you want me to hold the model ... er ... tripod?

[Pita]

Exactly how sad would you be if I stopped using Av's? :D

[Coaster]

Fortunately we hope to never go without Tess AV's!

[Pita]

Golly, you sure know how to make a girl feel wanted. :x:

[dicksbro]

Heavens, Tess, you know we all love ya! http://bestsmileys.com/love1/6.gif