what measures do you take to avoid having to lay in those goopy, gloppy, chilly blobs of seminal fluid?
or don't you care? maybe you even enjoy the wet spot.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Either swallow or bring a towel.

most of the time I don't mind the wet spot, but there was one occasion where I didn't like it in the least.

I was visiting my friend at college and he and his girlfriend decided at the spur of the moment to enjoy a little "quality time" when I was out of the room, and rather than enjoying the moment on his dorm bed, they took advantage of the air mattress that I was sleeping on for my visit.

Needless to say he didn't volunteer to let me sleep in his bed that night, so I got the wet spot.........though in his credit he did attempt to get a hair dryer and dry it prior to bedtime.

good plan, soda.
i hate laying on a towel, 'cause it's not as soft as the sheets.
i've tried aiming for my mouth, but it's hard to watch and achieve the right trajectory at the same time.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Last night because not only was spoo to be involved but massage oil as well, he put down not one, but two towels. A fun time was had by all and clean up was very easy. Then I got back in the bed, fluffing and plumping pillows, fixing covers. He, being the sweet man that he is, brought a glass of ice water in and asked me if I wanted a sip and proceeded to slosh the freezing liquid across both of our sides of the bed. We both slept in the wet spot last night

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Usually the wet spot here is cause by saliva and vaginal fluids...use condoms otherwise. Dries up pretty quickly, actually.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Hey...I detect a certain gender bias here...what makes you think it's all us guys' jizz?

I think all you ladies in committed relationships and on birth control probably got spoiled with the convenience and forgot what it's like with a man who keeps his loads sealed up on delivery! I've had to lay and sleep on tons of wet spots that were purely her juices flowing freely outta her love tunnel!

I don't mind so much, really. The afterglow of a good fuck is usually more than enough to gloss over the mess, as long as it's a negligible, average, silver dollar pancake-sized spot...and I'd also do it out of courtesy so my partner would have a dry section...but there's been times when the lady'd leave this...sopping, sticky...lake...on the sheet...

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

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I make sure I am on top of him when I start dripping.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^!

Good answer Neige~

Most of the time ................ I grin and bear. Once though, holy sheeeeeeeet, I found a Squirter ................... I had to pull everything off the bed. Now mind you I have a Pillow Top Mattress with an extra Pad (2") just so the special sheets fit good. I had to launder everything on that bed. Good thing the mattress stayed dry. (she kept hollering, "your touching my "G" Spot")

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I belive its weight watchers that deducts 3 points for trying to avoid the WET spot

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I'm sorry, but isn't there a rule at Pixies against using the expression 'love tunnel'?!?!

If not, there sure as hell ought to be! EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

We prefer the term hoo hoo around here I think!




*flashes at IK to show there are no hard feelings*

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Wet spots tend to be down to me, with juices flowing out of my hoo hoo, but there's not normally too prominant a wet spot afterwards. And if I get a little too juicy, I usually send the OH down to deal with it...

^^^ Excellent plan!


There are usually towels involved when we know we're going to be making a mess.

And I have to say...I love how everyone is saying "flowing out of my hoo hoo".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dammit! Now I'M flowing freely outta my "love train!"

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs