09-21-2005, 08:20 PM
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Luckily she knew how to quiet his dogs.
She went to the kitchen and
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09-22-2005, 01:33 AM
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She went to the kitchen and grabbed some doggie treats.
When she returned ...
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09-22-2005, 03:47 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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When she returned every dog in the neighborhood was there begging for the treats.
She smiled at the neighbor and said....
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09-22-2005, 05:03 PM
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She smiled at the neighbor and said, "Do you think the airport offer was a bit too much?"
The neighbor, knowing the line of guys at the airport, started laughing ...
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09-22-2005, 09:06 PM
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The neighbor, knowing the line of guys at the airport, started laughing because he knows why they are waiting.
They were waiting for
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09-22-2005, 09:11 PM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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They were waiting for more than airplanes.
But one day, the candyman
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09-23-2005, 03:28 AM
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But one day, the candyman came. 
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09-23-2005, 05:12 PM
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Rushing home to change his pants...he realized how futile it was.
He stopped at the store...
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09-23-2005, 10:34 PM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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He stopped at the store...to sell his candy.
Unbeknownst to the store manager...
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09-24-2005, 01:35 AM
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Blondes have more fun ;-)
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walked in on us and our panties up.
When the gym teacher said, "
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I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it.
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. - Mae West
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09-24-2005, 04:15 AM
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When the gym teacher said, "Ready, get set, go," everybody left.
Covering up ...
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09-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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Carpe diem
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Covering up...quickly as the maid entered their room, the couple forgot that their hotel bed had transparent sheets.
With a devilish smile...
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09-26-2005, 01:03 PM
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With a devish smile ... the maid yelled something like, "Yahoo," then stripped off her clothes and jumped on the bed with them.
The soda was foaming up when ...
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09-26-2005, 04:30 PM
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The soda was foaming up when ... she jumped on the bed.
Having messed up the sheets...
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09-26-2005, 06:16 PM
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Having messed up the sheets, they retired to a blanket on the living room floor.
The stereo was playing ...
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