08-08-2002, 06:59 AM
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Texan extraordinare
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: texas
Posts: 185
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here are a few...
"Beggers cant be choosers"
"Thats a brown bagger." - for an ugly person...the only way you would have sex with them if they had a brown bag over their head
"Is the pope Catholic?" - one of two sarcastic replys
"and I'm the queen of england." - my second sarcastic saying.
"slower than a slug in peanut butter" - going very very slowly
"broke as a joke" - is very broke
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
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08-08-2002, 07:42 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 3,495
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happy as a bastard on father's day - extremely unhappy
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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08-08-2002, 08:33 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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Glyndwr---I have heard people awnser;when"Does a bear;shit in
the woods?";is said to them;NO;not if he lives in a zoo! Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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08-08-2002, 09:58 AM
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Texan extraordinare
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: texas
Posts: 185
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I forgot one ....
"And people in hell want ice water!" - what you requested is not going to happen.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
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08-08-2002, 06:37 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
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"Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" well, wouldn't you be too?
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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08-21-2002, 07:55 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Northeast USA
Posts: 52
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When I'm having an out-of-control day at work, and one more moron asked me to do something, I say to them, "do you want fries with that?"
And my ultimate favorite now is from Pantyfanatic - "If God didn't want you to play with it he would have put it between your shoulderblades." I get a lot of mileage out of that one! Thanks!
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08-21-2002, 08:06 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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Taking wisdom from PF, oh no what is the world coming too.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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08-22-2002, 01:16 AM
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1 of 8,111,103,258
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 41.36N-81.32W
Posts: 21,482
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Thank you Reesa-
Glad you like it . Makes sense to me. (DANGER SIGN):confused LOL
In one of my few lucid moments , I coined that myself. That’s the only reason I don’t change it.
Skipthisone- puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (raspberries) lol
Even a blind pig finds an occasional acorn.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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08-22-2002, 06:57 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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P.F.---Pity them not;for they no not from wence(sp?);they speak!
(Biblical saying;just made up; by Irish) Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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08-23-2002, 06:15 PM
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Pixies' Inner Blonde :)
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Florida
Posts: 211
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I found this one on a website, a list of sayings for women on high stress days
"Having a hard-on does not qualify as personal growth"
and my favorite, "How do you set a laser printer to stun?"
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with deep long french kisses
roxy
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08-23-2002, 07:26 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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Here's afew murphisms for y'all:
"And now for something completely different" Sarcastic way of telling someone they're being repetitive.
"Beating a dead horse" belaboring a point beyond reason
"he went end over appetitie" from my Great-grandfather, falling head over heels, literally, like down the stairs or the side of a mountain.
"Faster 'n grease thru a funnel" REALLY fast
"Slower 'n Molasses" REALLY slow
"Neater 'n a pin" dressed up, or really cute
"Smilin like a possum eatin shit" describing an untrustworthty person.
"Cant squeese blood from a stone" means I aint got no money
"He'd bitch if he got hung with a new rope" someone who always complains.
"Stubborn as a Missouri Mule" EXTREMELY stubborn.
"Dumber than a box of rocks" Really Dumb
"Deaf as a doorpost" can't hear or won't listen
"Shot out of there like a bolt of lightning" ran away scared
"Strutting like a thanksgiving turkey" overdressed
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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08-25-2002, 02:43 AM
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Now known as Loulabelle
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
Posts: 561
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Quote:
"does the pope wear a silly hat?"
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A good friend of mine once confused this with the bear one:
'Does the Pope shit in the woods?' - well i know it's irreverant, but it's still my favourite expression!
'Well, bugger me backwards with a fish fork' - expressing surprise.
'If i laughed once i laughed twice' - bitchy comment when someone makes an unfunny joke.
'I've got nipples like Chapel Hat-pegs' - strike me it's chilly in here today.
I've recently got back in touch with an ex whose whole vocabulary is made up of peculiar sayings so that when we speak no-one else knows what the fuck we're talking about. The sayings wouldn't mean anything to anyone else, but i nearly pee myself everytime he reminds me of one that i'd forgotten!
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08-25-2002, 07:28 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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A.K.'s Sex-Pot---You think that's irreverent?You should see my;
super religous,Catholic mother;when I ask her:If the Pope is so
anxious;to meet God;why does he ride in a bullet-proof car?(Pope-mobile)She gets all flustered! Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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08-26-2002, 03:16 AM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
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.....As funny as a Fart in an elevator..........Not impressed
.....Laughing like a tin of worms coming home from fishing.. very happy
....Corners like a Cat on carpet......(pertaining to vehicles traction)
....Not this little black duck.....Not Bloody likely!
...Up shit creek in a barb wire canoe...in a lot of trouble
....What are you going to do when the monkey wants it's arse back...said to an unattractive person
....That's a club lock situation....someone need an up slap to the head
..dry as a dead dingo's donger....very thirsty
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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08-26-2002, 03:24 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Walkin' with a weasel ... Finding out a "friend" really wasn't.
Smooth as an Illinois road ... Pretty rough.
Floats like a rock ... Didn't work.
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