does anyone here no of anything that u can make from household items to feel like a pussy?? if u do please post it here

like the idea m8!

Well I've drooled all over my hard cock then placed it in a plastic bag and stuck everything in between the sofa cushios while kneeling in front of it. Felt pretty dang good.
Also used a piece of warm but uncooked bacon and stroked myself with it. Felt great as well (make sure you wash good with soap afterward though)

oh cool, can't wait to read all the replies to this!!! This could get pretty steamy!

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you need to watch american pie!!

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/



Try this on for size......

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WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I am passing on coming over for brunch at your house.
Bacon, huh.
*trying so hard to leave comment there and not say anything else.

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Oh fun site!!!! THanks for sharing.

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I didn't find that one....I think someone on this site did. I just happened to have it in my FAVORITES....you never know when you want to experience something different.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Talk about a pregnant pause!

I wonder if MadMasterbater has waited around for a response since 2001? If so...I'd check the date on that bacon...and do a bit of spring cleaning of the upholstery!

*giggle*

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