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Old 08-28-2002, 11:45 PM
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size? measuring from where?

all my life i've seen that us men measure our cocks. first it seems kind of strange. second where do i measure from? it seems like the bottom is longer than the top....maybe part of my balls? also why measure as the more i get turned on the bigger i get. definately am not gonna stop and look for a ruler at that point. i guess the real question is how many guys really measure themselves? don't get me wrong i measured once when i was 14/15 (yo)
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Old 08-29-2002, 03:30 AM
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I measure from the floor ... but only on special occasions! (as in, six inches ... from the floor)

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Old 08-29-2002, 06:16 AM
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Welcum to Pixies dzbuster........And great question!

In my humble opinion....as a seamstress....(whatever that has to do with anything) I would say....get as erect as you can be......measure from the tip of the helmut to the base of the shaft just before it meets the scrotum. This is prolly standard though I know of some men who measure 6" from the floor whether there is anything there to measure or not! (Teehee db! JK hun!) Oh....and also measure around the shaft for thickness....(this counts on the test as extra credit!)...........When you have done this post the results, along with a pic, in the men's forum and the ladies here at Pixies will be glad to let you know if you did it correctly! LOL!

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Old 08-29-2002, 07:27 AM
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Hun no need to measure and it works for me lol up close n personal...How well i know ~
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Old 08-30-2002, 12:44 AM
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well i searched the ISO site for a penis measuring standard, but alas there is no standard....i think we need to petition for the Standard Penis Measurement
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Old 08-30-2002, 02:20 AM
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Great idea legend

However, since all these things need accronyms, maybe we should call it the "S tandardized PE nile R igid M esurement" or SPERM for short!

Where's the petition?
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Old 08-30-2002, 10:20 AM
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way too funny
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Old 09-01-2002, 02:30 PM
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legend! Is I is.....Or is I ain't.........a seamstress? I tell ya hun........I got the proper measurement code above! OK.....go dz.....go!
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Old 09-01-2002, 02:48 PM
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Cool

Well Lixy.. maybe you should develop the measurement further and maybe even offer your services.
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Old 09-03-2002, 07:17 PM
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as they say a bad workman always blames his tool....lol Size is not the issue.... thats why I like chicks just as much as guys..
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Old 09-04-2002, 01:35 PM
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Hi,

The correct way to measure a penis is as follows - this is execatly as a doctor/nurse would do it:

Get full erection and hold it out at right angles to your body. Then take a ruler, place it along the TOP of your penis and press one end into your pubic bone which sits at the base of ur penis underneath your pubes. You will be able to feel it when u get it bcos u wont be able to press the ruler any further in to your belly.

Then, simply take a reading from the other end.

So, sorry guys if u thought that it was taken along the bottom of the penis, but its not, ITS ALWAYS THE TOP!!! Unfortunetely, this will knock about 1 or 2 inches off the measurement that u would get from measuring along the bottom! Gutted huh!!
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Old 09-05-2002, 01:51 AM
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I've never felt compelled to measure mine, so I never have. Are any other guys here like that too?
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Old 09-11-2002, 04:43 PM
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yea ive never been compelled to measure mine either, ive been wondering my size, but i just never measured
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