09-01-2006, 05:43 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Location: Alabama
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Phone Sex Opening Lines
TinTennessee gave me an idea. Can you think of any interesting phone sex opening lines? If you can list a few.
Here is one from one of my fave movies.
Are your legs open you filthy harlot?
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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09-01-2006, 06:35 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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I'm hot and wet. Let me know if you want to kow more.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-01-2006, 06:37 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Barbados
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^^^ that works for me, i'd say yes!
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09-01-2006, 07:55 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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09-01-2006, 10:30 PM
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My own little world
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: TN
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"Hey handsome c'mere a minute...I have something for you"
Ummmm why me Souls? lol
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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09-02-2006, 02:44 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
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I need you sooo bad!!
(and i ain't kidding!!!)
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09-02-2006, 02:51 PM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
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"Is this the wanton woman of the house?"
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09-02-2006, 02:55 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
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mmmmm..... you sound so good.
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09-02-2006, 08:52 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell? 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-03-2006, 12:08 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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"Do you . . ."
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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09-09-2006, 08:48 PM
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not just for breakfast
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Location: south of the border
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Before we go any further, promise me you won't tell dad...
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09-17-2006, 09:53 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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Ooh baby how does my quarter feel sliding down your slot?
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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09-17-2006, 10:00 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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At the third stroke . . .
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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09-18-2006, 02:14 PM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
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Operator can you please give me the number for......oh wait.....what are you wearing?
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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09-18-2006, 06:36 PM
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Pixies Movie Buff
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Baltimore
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My credit card number is .........
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I'm like a super hero, but with no powers or motivation.
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