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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Who's there??????????

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How the hell do I know....it's your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry I am in a goofy mood....I need spankin'

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

let me, oh please let me do it

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i must object. i'm the spankmaster round here and if lilith needs her botty heated then i'll be the man to do it!

now touch yr toes sugar ...

whap! whap! followed by sweet soft kisses xxx

Gotta catch me first! No Submissive Sally here!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OH I think I can handle this......

*wiggles his Lilith catching bait and waits patiently*

hehehe

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

go away.....i'm busy!

guess who with

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

ooooh.....just put the DO NOT DISTURB sign out

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~ Nikki ~

"In love there are no rules".......Bono

you sound guilty Nikki

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Lil are you mounting a bookshelf? Or is it the sound of nailing your hubby?

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

...and a knocking two-liner:

"Knock-knock!" "Who´s there?" "It´s Santa Claus! With a beard so white and curly..."
"Gosh, Santa, sorry, I must say, that you´re a bit too early"

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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.

i answered the door and there were two people there. they said that they were collecting for the local swimming pool. so i gave them a glass of water.

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

I answered the door and it was a man with a bill.....or it could have been a duck in a hat.

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul