Nooooooo! This is where you are supposed to show how bad this all is by posting lots and lots of pics so I will get sick of the whole thing and not want to do it anymore.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Not much lol

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It's a BOY!!

writes all of this down...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

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To see her laying in bed masturbating. That does it.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

This has some lures that may work. In some cases anyway.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Thanks for that one Aqua, I really needed a good laugh today!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

But, I've taken vows before the old gods of the wood to keep myself pure and chaste so that I can focus full time on doing their work. Totally going to stick to it this time, unless I meet Ms. Right, or if she is really hot, or if she is moderately attractive and bisexual, or hell I'm just saving myself for a willing partner again.

But can we do the kidnapping thing? That way I will still remain a man of my word.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.