I was in high school and my girlfriend and I were messing around in my car (yes not very comfortable but you are 17 and don't know any better), somehow we managed to knock the car out of gear. Well of course we were not smart enough to have the emergancy brake on and the car rolled forward about 5 feet and bumped the car in front. fortunately, no physical injuries to our person. however, one front light on my car broke; normally not a big deal but try explaining all of this to your folks!

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well its not really especially funny but it seemed out of my mind funnya nd embarassing at the same time
after a rather loud romp on a squeeky bed in a college dorm we left the room and looked back on the white board on the door to our room and there were multiple comments in different writing askign how it was or commenting on how good it sounded
i almost fell over laughing and my gf at the time was almost freeking out with embarassment which made it funnier

"Now queen to bishop 4......." in the background squeak squeak squeak.......
"That darn bed again...someone should fix it."
"Yeah well I would but I am sort of busy playing chess with you at the moment."

In the background moans start being heard combined with that infernal squeaking.......

"Oh dear now it's getting rather serious....perhaps we should leave a note on the board here so they know that everyone else knows......"


Sorry couldn't help myself.

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hahahahahahahaha but u see how funny it is
besides u can hear everyoine havign sex there so if they werent used to it by the time we did that which was already into the second semester then they really needed to get over it

anyways i was dyign of laughter

Oh, there was the time that I ended up with a black eye, and my partner with a concussion. freakin' hilarious!

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Do tell......

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I just did.

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I believe Mark was looking for some details. Such as, how you ended up with the black eye.

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It's obvious. He almost poked his eye out with that thing

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my bets on he was kicked when he accidentally/or purposely tickled her foot.

Details? Sex, animal-style.

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Maybe it wasn't her foot he tickled. Maybe it was something else and he didn't have consent. *sniff sniff* I smell conspiracy cover up.

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Or maybe his dingaling slipped out of the kitty and went up the other chute all none too gently......that would be answered with a good smack to the face.

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That was kind of where I was going with the "tickled something else and didn't have consent".

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Yep definately cover up here.........

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