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Old 12-01-2002, 10:33 PM
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Between the ages of 15 and 70....A man is like Iraq......Ruled by a dick.






(dont get mad..its only a joke)?
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Old 12-01-2002, 10:40 PM
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Old 12-01-2002, 10:47 PM
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Old 12-01-2002, 10:55 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Great one!
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Old 12-02-2002, 04:44 AM
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notice not alot of men comment on this joke.
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Old 12-02-2002, 05:02 AM
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oh what the hell......ROFLMAO !!!!!!!
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Old 12-02-2002, 06:35 AM
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I disagree: Ruled by an angry wife!
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Old 12-02-2002, 06:38 AM
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Damn,im gonna be like this till im 70? Woohoo
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Old 12-02-2002, 06:47 AM
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Didn't start until 15? Will stop at 70?

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Old 12-02-2002, 07:57 AM
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Old 12-02-2002, 08:31 AM
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Damn I was hoping for 80 or 90....
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:02 AM
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who knows maybe you'll prove that stat wrong......im not saying a word.
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:48 AM
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If you keep posting pictures, txsweet, I don't think it'll have time to forget how
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Old 12-02-2002, 07:41 PM
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Joke #2

One day Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...out jumped the Big Bad Wolf.
He had a knife...he said "Red"..."im going to slash your throat"!!!
To that Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a .45 caliber and said:
"Oh NO you NOT"!!!!!......"Your gonna EAT ME just like the book says"!~!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-02-2002, 07:54 PM
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Too funny!!

And who the heck did I see on my way through the posts... is it... could it be... Mindboxer505???? HOLY COW!!
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