10-16-2001, 07:37 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Can somebody tell me where I can find this place  
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-16-2001, 07:38 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Now I think this would statisfy alot of men
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-16-2001, 07:39 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Another licence plate...maybe we can hang it up in the chat room???
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-16-2001, 11:01 AM
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Here find old friends!
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Decisions, decisions, men do have it easy when it comes to dressing up!
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" Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by, I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy. To have a girl like her, is truly a dream come true. Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me. ..
...This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems...
But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
Smokey Robinson
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10-16-2001, 11:13 AM
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Here find old friends!
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Oui Oui!
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" Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by, I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy. To have a girl like her, is truly a dream come true. Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me. ..
...This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems...
But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
Smokey Robinson
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10-16-2001, 11:21 AM
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Here find old friends!
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Women want a man who is chivalrous and galant.
Men call this behavior "conscious competence", both sexes win !
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" Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by, I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy. To have a girl like her, is truly a dream come true. Out of all the fellas in the world, she belongs to me. ..
...This couldn't be a dream, for too real it all seems...
But it was just my imagination, runnin away with me, it was just my imagination, runnin away with me. "
Smokey Robinson
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10-16-2001, 01:09 PM
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Why we can never find love when your looking.  |
10-17-2001, 07:53 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Must be a man who thought of these street names!!! Or a pissed off ex!!!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-17-2001, 10:38 PM
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Turn it up!
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Diva, probably just poor planning, like this;
I just realized after posting this, this is the same picture as Diva's, with the names changed; oh well, I think it's funny anyway!
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Last edited by scotzoidman : 10-17-2001 at 10:42 PM.
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10-17-2001, 10:44 PM
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Turn it up!
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I just wanna know what his pick-up line was?
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10-17-2001, 10:47 PM
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Turn it up!
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Here at Pixie's, you don't even have to run up your credit card like this...
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10-17-2001, 10:51 PM
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Turn it up!
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This place is no fun at all...
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10-17-2001, 10:52 PM
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Turn it up!
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At least she didn't claim she was going blind
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10-17-2001, 10:55 PM
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Turn it up!
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Be careful out there
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10-17-2001, 10:59 PM
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Turn it up!
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The Beer vs. Pussy Debate
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.
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