has anyone here ever been caught masturbating? It happened to me twice. not a good scene. Has anyone else been caught?

hmm...nope never been caught....but sometimes i fantasize about it during the ordeal and its quite exciting to me!

Caught hubby once! I love to watch him stroke but this particular time he was so into it he didn't hear me drive up or unlock the door or come in and lay down my keys......etc.!

He didn't actually know it.....but he ALMOST caught me once. And if he hadn't been in such an awful mood from work....I would have continued!

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~Thomas Dewar~

Yup, once by Mom..who really was cool about...once by hubby who took it took the next level...What a Guy!

When I was about 13 my dad walked in on me. I had bunk beds at the time and the beds were between my dad and I so he couldn't really see what I was doing. however, the open smut magazine on the top bed was a pretty good clue lol. He asked whose magazine it was and I said it was my brothers (this was true but he didn't know I had it). my dad confiscated it and I'm sure added it to his collection of the "Joy of Sex" and 1960's porn!

I use to jack off inside my sports socks as a way to hide the "evidence"!

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never been caught in the act but when I was 13 or 14 I baby sat for a lady one night the kids wanted to play a game they told me was in their mother closet I went to get it and open open the wrong side frist and found some pron mags there later on after I put the kids to sleep I snuck back in and took them into the bathroom well my aim wasn't so good and I got some on the page and the next time I baby sat for her she told me on the way home that she didn't mind me doing what I was doing but not to sick the pages togeather next time

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

nope...never been caught masturbating....although im kinda intrigued by the idea of being caught having sex with my gf by someone who might end up joining...

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"savvy?"
"...but you have heard of me!"
"...try not to do anything.....stupid!"

-Captain Jack Sparrow

Yup, my wife caught me last week and I broke into hysterical laughter. Very vulnerable state!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Twice when I was a teenager. Bad, very bad.

I have been walked in on having sex by my roommate, but never been caught jerking off.

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