03-22-2003, 09:23 PM
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Sex on the tax guy's desk
Hello everyone! I had an interesting day today...I was in the middle of getting my taxes done...sitting with the tax guy talking about tax type stuff....As I was sitting there, eyes glazing over from the boring tax talk, my evil little mind started heading else where! Right into the gutter! Right when I started thinking about having sex on his desk with my husband he looked up and asked me if I was okay! 
Aparantly my face was all flushed. He insisted on getting me a drink of water!
Anyway...just thought I'd ask about everyone elses "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be" stories.
Eliza
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03-22-2003, 10:00 PM
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I’m not sure that qualifies as "getting horny when you probably shouldn't be". 
An awful lot of us have been really FUCKED well at the tax guys desk. 
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03-22-2003, 10:08 PM
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LoL pantyfanatic. I wasn't getting "FUCKED" at the time.
But now that you mention it, maybe that's the reason my mind began to go in that direction. Only natural I think of getting "fucked" at the tax guy's desk.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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03-23-2003, 09:51 AM
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My boss's boss is really hot. Whenever I see her, I wonder what it would be like to have sex with her. Hmmm... 
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03-23-2003, 06:08 PM
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ROFLMFAO You said it well, PF !
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03-24-2003, 05:55 AM
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I think of stuff like this all the time!
I just wanna be loved........Is that so wrong? LMAO!
And.....I'm feeling a little slighted here too! I never get fucked by the tax guy as she is a woman and I always get money back! Wait......what am I saying?
Never mind.......carry on!
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03-24-2003, 09:08 AM
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God yes, I've been there, done that!
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03-24-2003, 01:09 PM
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Thoughts are ALWAYS popping into my mind at the MOST inopportune moments. They usually start with that naughty little voice in my head saying "What if. . . . ?"
Like:
'What if I were to pull up my top and flash everyone right now?"
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"What if I were to start to masturbate all of a sudden right in front of these people?"
I even have these thoughts when I'm on stage sometimes......not rteally fantasies - I'm not sure I'd actually want to do any of those things - it's just that I do wonder what reaction the people around me would have. Would I get arrested or thrown out of the building? Would I somehow manage to start a spontaneous orgy? Would everyone just politely ignore it out of embarrassment? So I suppose it's more a curiosity about human nature than sexuality.......
But then a lot of times I wouldn't be thinking those thoughts if I wasn't horny as hell! Lol
*Loulabelle sits quietly waiting for the men in white coats to arrive for her*
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03-24-2003, 01:17 PM
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Geez I always thought it was a matter of when it was going to happen to me, not when. Any women that talks to me for more than a couple of minutes is naked in my head before she leaves.
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03-25-2003, 02:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
'What if I were to pull up my top and flash everyone right now?"
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Ironic that I frequently may pass someone and think to myself ...
"What if she were to pull up her top and flash me right now?"
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03-25-2003, 05:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
*Loulabelle sits quietly waiting for the men in white coats to arrive for her*
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I hear men in white coats are well hung and know how to use it  |
03-25-2003, 02:01 PM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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CptMorgan - Thing is if I really did pull my top up and flash, I'd probably have someone's eye out! Lol
airhog - see Fussy's pics........hehehehe..........never seen him in a white coat though!
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05-20-2003, 08:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by CptMorgan
Ironic that I frequently may pass someone and think to myself ...
"What if she were to pull up her top and flash me right now?"
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Funny, I always hope they'll just follow me home. |
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