LETTER FROM BOOT CAMP


Dear Ma and Pa,

Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them
to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6
a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot
and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they get warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc..., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys gets sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is
like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting
medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home.

All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You
don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,
Gail
P. S. Speaking of shooting, enclosed is $200 towards a new barn
roof and ma's teeth. Them city boys shoot craps, but not very good!

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when life hand you an orange make SCREW DRIVERS

very funny brings memorys back to my days in basic LOL

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

Lmao! Too funny! The grass just might be greener somewhere else.....for some!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

hehehe from "Gail"...that was too cute!

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

DragonLady,

Excellent!

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Eudaimonia

Glad you like it I will post more jokes and funny pics as I go

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when life hand you an orange make SCREW DRIVERS

Definately liked that one! I'd say it's familiar to some of the folks around my parts too. I know the military was the only choice they had for years. It was a good one for them too!!

lol, i LOVE it! gail rules!

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don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.

human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. that kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?

LOL! Love it.