The gov. are currently working on some new sex laws but until they're sorted......

NECROPHILIA
Many people will be alarmed that sex with dead people is not currently a crime. But that's about to change even though critics argue cases of necrophilia are rare and this is simply an opportunity for the government to reinforce its high moral authority. Nevertheless, offenders can expect anything up to two years in prison.

quick everyone fill ya boots up before they make it a crime !!!!

Full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3025377.stm

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Someone pass me a shovel!

CasperTG

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LOL @ CasperTG. that reminds me of.......

There was a young fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
but think of the money he'd save !!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

*walks away whistling pretending not to know the sick individual above me*

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FussyPucker...ive always heard it like this

there once was a hermit named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
she was shrivelled and shrunk
and boy how she stunk
but think of the money he saved

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OMG Santiago & FP


Spankin's for you both

* tries to look all stern while stiffling a giggle*

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Fussy? If you find you are actually into necrophlia after ya "fill ya boots up" you can change your sig. to.......

The sex was so good that even the CORPSES had a cigarette!

*I couldn't pass that up!*

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If it's with a dead dog ... is that called CANINECROPHILIA? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yuck ... sounded bad before ... now it's worse.

It's late here, I'm on a high, am slightly drunk, and full of Chinese Food: It's making me become a bit more philosophical about the whole necrophilia thing:

I mean, when you think aboutit's quite nice to know that being dead won't neccesarily put an end to your sex life. :P






















Sorry - I'll be leaving now.

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*Closes her eyes..............shakes her head........ sighs*

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I'd always considered necrophilia as dead boring








I'll get my coat...............

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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

I always thought necrophilia

was something you did at the movies.

Pixies is real educational~~~~~~~

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WOW how many bad jokes can we get into one thread ?!?

you know I think I may come to regret saying that

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

Not sure about that dicksbro, but I do know that combining

necrophilia and bestiality can be like flogging a dead horse.

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Fruit flies like a banana"

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hehehe I'm not counting that one as a bad joke Lou cos you know I love it !!!



P.S. that joke isn't the only thing I love

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!