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Bogart you are an inquisitive one! I would have to say that losing 2 strawberries in my vagina was quite hillarious. It took over an hour to get them out!
No matter how much he sucked, they just wouldn't come out! (Fingering would have just made some jam!)
Hubby was laughing so hard he pissed himself! And here I was getting worried and upset.
"Find them, get them out of me! NOW!" I kept telling him. Once they were out, we laughed and giggled the rest of the night.
We still laugh histerically to this day! Especially when we order strawberries and cream at the restaurant!
Just trying to keep the ball rolling. And besides, I love your humor. It really brings on a smile during a rough day. Hope you don't mind.
Denny, I am a woman, so I will sum it up in one word for you. Shopping! *winks*
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05-20-2003, 08:45 AM
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Just trying to keep the ball rolling. And besides, I love your humor. It really brings on a smile during a rough day. Hope you don't mind.
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I don't mind at all Bogart! Especially after the weekend I just had! It was a long hot holiday weekend and I drank to much beer and had a little too much sun. Anybody got a cure for this? [size=huge]OUCH!![/size] |
05-20-2003, 08:55 AM
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aloe gel... soothing and cooling even if it does not fix it! Over the counter pain sprays with some analgesic or anesthetic properties work too.
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05-20-2003, 08:58 AM
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aloe gel... soothing and cooling even if it does not fix it! Over the counter pain sprays with some analgesic or anesthetic properties work too.
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Did you ever find out if man juice helped the healing Lil 
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05-20-2003, 09:04 AM
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Man juice..... I wonder?*winks*
Thanks Lilith. I have tried the aloe vera thing with no relief. But the man juice, that I might give a try!
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05-20-2003, 09:09 AM
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But the man juice, that I might give a try![/color]
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05-20-2003, 11:32 AM
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Describe, in detail, your favorite sex toy and how you use it. But, don't try using it with that sunburn...it could bring on pain with pleasure. (Hope you feel better)
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05-20-2003, 07:09 PM
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what would be your idea of a nice romantic evening
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05-22-2003, 10:08 AM
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Describe, in detail, your favorite sex toy and how you use it. But, don't try using it with that sunburn...it could bring on pain with pleasure. (Hope you feel better
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Bogart, the sunburn won't affect any playing time *wink* As for my favorite play toy, I can't decide! I love them all equally! Couple them with some strong sexual frustration, sexy thoughts they all work great and do the job! *winks*
But I will tell you, depending on the mood I am in, the fingers are a best toy a woman can have!
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2-4-tea's question got me thinking about the word "romantic". To me, romance is what you make of it.
Yes it's nice to have the night out on the town, the dinner and dancing, candlelight, music, but romantic evenings can be anywhere! (On a snowmobile trail when the moon is just rising, at a bowling alley playing 10-pin, or sitting by a campfire surrounded by starry sky. Even sitting at home watching a movie and sharing a pizza!)
It all depends on the chemistry, the love, the attraction, the affection you have with your partner!
I had a very romantic evening last night, just sitting on the couch cuddled up and watching Reuben win American Idol. We laughed, giggled, we wrestled, we touched, we kissed amd then we make love.
Then capped off the evening with peanut butter and honey sandwiches! So like I said, Romance is what you make of it.. |
05-22-2003, 10:10 AM
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05-22-2003, 11:10 AM
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05-22-2003, 01:39 PM
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05-22-2003, 02:08 PM
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Using your imagination, what can you make or do with a red feather, egg-beater, and a cucumber?
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05-23-2003, 09:43 AM
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why should I ask you a question ? Oh and what do I get if I do ?
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FussyPucker. You "don't" have to ask me a question. Just like I have the right "not" to answer yours. *winks*
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Using your imagination, what can you make or do with a red feather, egg-beater, and a cucumber?
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Bogart, you amuse me with your questions! Let's see, using a red feather to touch every part of a man's body instead of my hands, (which in turn would lead to nibbles and more nibbles) then once a few orgasms are out, I would then use the egg beater to whip him up a ham and cheese omelet, (pretty much everyone is a bit hungry after good sex) And while I'm making the omelet, he spots a cucumber on the counter, grabs it, comes over to me and spreads my legs and then proceeds to insert it..Oops, sorry, burnt the omelet! *winks*
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05-23-2003, 10:08 AM
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FussyPucker. You "don't" have to ask me a question. Just like I have the right "not" to answer yours. *winks*
Bogart, you amuse me with your questions! Let's see, using a red feather to touch every part of a man's body instead of my hands, (which in turn would lead to nibbles and more nibbles) then once a few orgasms are out, I would then use the egg beater to whip him up a ham and cheese omelet, (pretty much everyone is a bit hungry after good sex) And while I'm making the omelet, he spots a cucumber on the counter, grabs it, comes over to me and spreads my legs and then proceeds to insert it..Oops, sorry, burnt the omelet! *winks*
Now Bogart, let me ask you that same question!
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 Hmmmm.....let me ponder that over the weekend and get back with you.
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