What is you and your honey's secret sexual code word for in public or around the kids??


As the joke goes:

The couples code word was doing the laundry...

The guy comes up to the wife, "Want to do the laundry?".
She says," Just a second, I have to do something".
10 minutes go by and he asks her again, and she says she has to do something else. 1/2 hour later she comes up to him and says she is ready....He says" nevermind, it was a small load I did it myself"

Yeah, yeah, tomatoes to the left

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ROFL.. cute..

no words.. no partner.. LOL.. batteries don't need a secret word.. that is what the on/off button is for

"I'm home!" :lust:

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No need to be secretive............no kids here...........but.........when in public, around friends, and we get the horns..........


"LET'S PLAY AVON LADY"

*Bows head and stumbles from this thread*

So sorry Lil!

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We don't have a code word for it - not really necessary. No kids at home and in public we just have 'that look'.

We do have code words for lots of other things but they're too embarrassing to mention.








Fussy - " Quack" Hehehehe

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LMAO heard "quack" many times this morning

yup no need for a code word and "that look" mmmmmmmmmmm I love it !!!

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The Special One!

Usually it's:

*nudge in the ribs* are you awake?

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No code word here ...yet. The lil one is still too lil to understand. Mostly its just a sultry whisper of "horny?" in the ear. A lusty look or seductive rub works just as well.

~babybunny~

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Well, we don't have kids, but we have several codes for discussing things sexual around others who don't know we are a couple.
If Leigh wants to tell me she is aroused and wants to make love, she will touch my back and say"Tense?"
Sometimes a special squeeze of my hand.

pretty tame, I know.

WW

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We usually have company over in the late evening. He has to go to bed by midnight to be up for the next day. It's so funny because when he wants sex he'll pop his head out of the bedroom door and holler across the house, "Hey babe, you comin' to bed?" At which point all of our friends will laugh and tell me to go on, they'll entertain themselves for a while.... :lust:

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When I would be at a friend's house and my fiancee was in town we would jsut loudly announce we were going back to the motel room or to the guest room to go fuck.

Of course, both of us had to keep ur sex life secret from the parents, but it was still lame since we would just fake like we needed to go get something at the motel room.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

And up until last week I would use that time to go find pornography on Kitty's Cabl modem.

I don't need her connection anymore now that I got DSL for Xmas.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.