So, I've been trying to nail down the exact things that make my woman tick.

And lately, I've noticed that I don't even have to do anything out of the ordinary to turn her on.

I mean, aside from the munching on her kitty, and her watching porn, I've realised that there are some odd things that work to turn her on.

1) Papa John's Pizza somehow makes her want to slob on my knob. I Swear! I can go for months without getting head, and all of a sudden buy pizza, and she's willing to blow till the cows come home!

2) My gillete shave gel. Any time she smells my shave gel, she wants me. I don't understand it. I mean, she's even gone as far as to ask me to bathe in the stuff, she likes it that much.

So, Now I've started to wonder, Are we wierder than I thought?

or is this normal?

Anyone have any wierd turn-ons, or anyone's partner have wierd/odd turn-ons?

Thanks!

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For cryin' out loud man...go shave and order a pizza!!!!

LOL @ Darogle.....

I'd order the pizza if I could afford it, But don't worry,
I'll be shaving in a few.

lol.

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Well..................anytime Cobalt picks up a tool.... or wears a tool-belt......... :lust:

.............or when he wears Dakkor Noir

.........or :lust:

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MasterAragornSting...I'm opposite..I get the munchies after sex...lol...doritos and Pizza..*shakes head*

But as for turn ons..yea...weird things turn me on too...like Cheyanne said...watching a man work..mmm eveytime Hubby's out in the yard workin I can't wait for him to get back in to jump him...and after he shaves...but it's not the smell..it's the feeling.

Hubby is weird though too...he has a strange turn on...seems everytime we're getting ready to go somewhere (trying to be on time I might add) he wants to jump me. He could be completely not horny untill I try to go somewhere... I'm walking around trying to put clothes on...he's trying to take them off...very funny to watch.
~Eliza

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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

Strange turn-ons for me, too.

1. Nylons (put em on, wanna taken em off and have sex)

2. Knives (don't know why...except they're long and pointy)

3. When my SO wears his black leather coat

4. Thai food


So...I guess we're perfectly "normal"

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1) A man who gardens or cooks~ God help the man who makes me something to eat from something he grew.

2) A man who blushes.

3) Aman who reads.

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Oh Lilith - blushing men! I have to agree with that one....mmmmm.

A man in a white shirt gets me going too.

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Been having to massage my man alot more than usual lately (due to a severe muscle strain) and he tenses up his thigh muscles and that just drives me over the edge! So I have to say....tight thighs!

Same but different........Driving down the road and I reach over and rub his thigh........Mmmmmmmmm!

Watching him shave or vacuum.......I don't know what the two have to do with one another......but..........

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~Thomas Dewar~

A woman who while talking to me in normal conversation slips in something sexual....nothing like a good double take.

A woman smiling and in such a good mood you know she is thinking about sex.

ylang ylang & myrh....nough said

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It's all in what I see when I look into his eyes. No words are necessary, although the sound of his voice can make me melt. There's just something about catching his eye and the unspoken, "I want you, right now" that does it for me every time.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

The obvious answer to me is that you should immediatly order and shave as many Pappa John's pizzas as you can afford.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

walking into the house ans smelling pinesole.......knowing I dont have to mop is a huge turnon......

watching him with is tool belt is also a turnon for me...

watching him shave......I have no idea why. I don't even think he knows that one.....

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Sex toys anyone?

Willing to try anything once, twice if i like it. Although i can't seem to find anything I haven't liked yet.....

The human mind is such a wonderful thing. We turn on with just about any thing...and that goes for me too.
Any woman turns me on. All I need is a wicked thought...MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.
*I´m so Ashamed*Blushes* LOL

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Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas

Careful, Max...blushing will get you raped in this crowd.


Let me add a few more...

1. STrong, expressive hands
2. A man who can cry
3. A man with poetry in his heart...and words you can cut like butter

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney