10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

OMG ROTFLMAO

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Are these lines from Skip's diary?

TY skippy~ I know someone who has a birthday coming up and some of these express my sentiments exactly


5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LMAO!!!

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Sounds like they're from someone's diary.

Those are terrific, STO.

Idea for a new greeting card business....

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

hahaha!

there needs to be hallmark cards to say those things. if card are supposed to represent the things we want to say...arent we thinking some of those things anyways.

I was sent by a friend last year (on re-cycled computer printout

folded to look like a card)

Times are tough, things are hard,

Here's your fucking Xmas Card.


This year I plan to send him one with a Nativity scene on the front

and the line "Jesus loves you", and inside:-

Everyone else thinks you're an arse-hole.

Just as well I like the bloke lol.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

skipthisone,

Good lines! Wish I was young enough to use them...

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Eudaimonia

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

I like these, I might just have to use a few of them.