10-18-2003, 04:19 AM
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Those are great, LdyBGemini. And, welcome to Pixies. Glad to have you with us.
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10-18-2003, 12:20 PM
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The scary part is that I understand some of it.
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10-18-2003, 01:02 PM
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Ladies,
You make it easy to believe that Texas is a different country.
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10-18-2003, 01:29 PM
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~~Smokin'~~
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<------ Texas Born and Bred! Proud of it!
Hats off to all the texas ladies and gents on pixies, we seem to be well represented here.
Jseal~~~ Texas IS a different country!
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10-20-2003, 09:38 PM
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Is this one ot those Texas TALL Tales? <wink>
A young women was impressed by the massive
Texan in the bar. "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask
about the measurements of your chest. I am
amazed."
"Well, thank you, ma'am. It's 33 inches."
"Wow, around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then, sir. What about your waist?"
"It's 28 inches."
"Around?"
"No, ma'am. Through."
"Well, then. One last question. What about
the size of your private, ahh, you know."
"You see, ma'am. It's 3 inches!"
"Wow, " said the woman. "Through?!"
"Oh, no, Ma'am. From the floor!!!!!"
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10-22-2003, 12:22 AM
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Great thread - love to learn about the places people come from.
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10-23-2003, 03:26 AM
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Bingo!
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10-23-2003, 03:28 AM
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Just me.
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LOL LdyBGemini. That's cute.
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10-27-2003, 10:56 AM
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A Lady in a bar in Waco
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever
seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say
about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't
you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the
night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some
boots that fit."
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11-02-2003, 01:14 AM
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Only in TEXAS!
:-)
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