Those pants are very becoming on you...if I was them I'd be coming on you too.

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My wife told me that a LONG time ago a black man asked her if she wanted... "some soul in her hole."
Ack!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

These are actual lines thrown at me in the last 4 years. All by men, I might add...

As I was grabbing Gatorade at the 7-11 "That's illegal!" (I abruptly ask "what?" he replies "...you making that Gatorade look so good!" (Ick)

"Hey...if you are what you eat, can I be you tonight?"

Bloke sprinkles liquid from his drink at me and says "we oughta get you home and outta those wet clothes!"

"There's a Party in my pants, and you're invited!"

Of course, I can be just as smarmy. I love to sit on a woman's lap, run my thumb sensually across her lips and ask "is this seat taken?"

Ophelia

You are tooo funny!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ophelia Corallary, one of my friends and I were on our way home from a formal dance, I stopped at a gas (petrol) station for snacks and gas, a carload of guys came up and asked us "hey ladies, where's the party?" my reply as she and I got in the car was "under my skirt and you're not invited" then she and I sped off laughing.... I love my stickshift it sounds so wonderful when I speed off, I decide when to shift so it sounds like it has more than a 4 cyl.


oooh one line I used just to destroy the mood .... my g/f said "I'm sooo horny I'm not going to be able sleep for weeks..." I moved and whispered in her ear " no one ever died from over-arousal."
Always
Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

I've also heard many of these, but the one that I'll always remember is, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would love to make your Bed Rock!"

I bet your dad's a thief. Why? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

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"Do you have a quarter?" No, why? "Well, my mom told me to call her when I fall in love."

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Can I have your mother's address so I can send her a thank you note....

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Wil Ma help?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Little girl want a boiled lolly?

Oops, carried away there!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

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Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

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