What's the best chat up lines you've heard?

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Ladies, let me fulfil your sexual fantasy.

One guy asked me...as soon as he'd met me...if I'd ever read the Fountainhead.

I said yes...and asked him why...and he REFUSED to tell me all night.

Eventually, he admitted that I reminded him immediately of Dominique. I was very flattered.

Must have worked...dated him for 10 years.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Honey..I just loved what you just said in the room...Don 't want to bug you, but if you have a minute, I would love to chat with you..will even leave the room to have you all to myself.

I just melted..Those are not the exact words, but close and yes we cybered.

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Susan

"wanna drink"

theres the best chat up line ive heard and said.... i know i know im not a girl...

Never been chatted up, so I can't really comment, but personally, I don't think a 'line' would work on me.

I'd rather, 'Hello, my name's ......., what's yours?'

I like a person to talk to me, not just throw lines at me, and in my experience, that's the way most women feel.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

well the most amusing one was "nice shoes, wanna fuck??" lol and yes i did but not cuz the line he was sooooooo hot

~nikki

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A line is like a knock on the door, the more clever they are the more I like them. The best one I can remember is: How did you manage to get so much intellegence, beauty, and talent in such a cute little package... the line came from my boss and yes we were late getting back from lunch! *wicked grin*

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The subconscious is a state in which reality is just a visitor!

A smile can make your whole day.

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows, I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my cloths..." ~Pepper.

the best line I've used was on my wife yesterday. I have a habit of winking at her in the office (we work together) and can be quite persistent about the winking

So when I winked at her yesterday she said "Have you got something in your eye?"

And I said, "yep, something beautiful."

She loved it!

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