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Max is alive and well!
I see Maxwell Smart is alive and living in OZ. 
You just don’t want to mess with Aussie Customs.
(and I thought they were smart enough to NOT learn from the US.  )
Perhaps Jim Carden could explain it away by just saying “Well, you stopped in Queensland”
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03-28-2005, 03:29 PM
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And whats wrong with making him remove his shoes?
Complaint to Govenment.......Our country our bloody rules...
Bet he'd be the first to bitch if someone smuggled something onto his plane in their shoes and blew the damn thing up
PF ~ Whats that got ta do with learning from the US?
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03-28-2005, 03:35 PM
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And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol
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03-28-2005, 05:18 PM
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Ouch!
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03-28-2005, 06:08 PM
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If you know who he is, jseal, please enlighten me 
In other words, I was JOKING.
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03-28-2005, 07:34 PM
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As if I needed another reminder I'm old. LMAO
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03-28-2005, 07:34 PM
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On out trip to the states in '03, 9 of 25 on a guided tour were randomly selected by some
homeland protection computer for full checks. These checks included taking our shoes off
so they could be inspected separately, the soles of our feet were patted down and everything
in our carry-on baggage was individually checked and opened.
These inspections occurred each time we boarded an aircraft, same nine, same line, "but it's just a random check sir."
We were checked a total of 14 times, and each time it was a random search.
Never did work out who it was that alerted them to Oldfart bin Travelling and his associates.
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03-29-2005, 06:35 AM
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LMFAO@Oldfart bin Travelling
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03-29-2005, 06:47 AM
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On out trip to the states in '03, 9 of 25 on a guided tour were randomly selected by some
homeland protection computer for full checks. These checks included taking our shoes off
so they could be inspected separately, the soles of our feet were patted down and everything
in our carry-on baggage was individually checked and opened.
These inspections occurred each time we boarded an aircraft, same nine, same line, "but it's just a random check sir."
We were checked a total of 14 times, and each time it was a random search.
Never did work out who it was that alerted them to Oldfart bin Travelling and his associates.
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03-29-2005, 07:22 AM
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I did so.
It's just when I did you were back at the Saturn 5 Museum hiding from me.
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03-29-2005, 04:08 PM
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I meant to ask..."was that a rocket in your pocket or were you just happy to see me?"
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03-29-2005, 04:51 PM
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And who the hell is Maxwell Smart? lol
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Oh my God!!!!!!!!!! I am getting old!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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03-29-2005, 05:11 PM
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Would you believe ... one of the requirements for US inspectors is to have a foot fetish, OldFart?
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03-29-2005, 06:10 PM
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Send in agent 99, or should that be agent 69
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03-29-2005, 06:52 PM
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