if you could legally change yer name to anything, what would it be? wait... i guess you CAN legally change yer name to anything you want... but if it weren't legal and if you-- ah, fuck it. you know what i mean, goddamnit all to the rainbow bridge of Valhalla. please note that Sex Master or Big Johnson will result in an immediate and vicious kick to the most sensitive body part in sight. so do it to it, kids.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

Uhmmm...is Peggy Fleming already taken?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Princess Runs with Scissors .....

... LMAO I so had to go there.

-Summer

oh, you bastard... keep on, and i'm gonna turn the monkeys loose.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

Sickly sarcastic slackass suckabear

*kisseyface*

gah... bastards at every turn.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

i think i just realized how hard this thread sucks. what the squirrely fuck was i thinkin? *headshake* ah, well.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

Where did zippity-bop come from? I was intrigued by the title because my b/f often spouts such nonsense phrases.

Er, I have no new name ideas, tho' I'd pick a more exotic one than this plain ol' Irish name . . .

Let's see my name would be:

Asshole!

Oh wait, no, The Pixies Ladies' Sex Toy

CK

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

no idea, Steph. askin me where sumthin i said came from is usually about as fruitful as, uh... sumthin really, really unfruitful. a-yep.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

Positive Cash Flow.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Steph---There is NO such thing as a PLAIN ol' Irish name!!
Silky---On a serious note.Do you remember;the steroid freak;
known as "The Ultimate Warrior";in the old WWf?He quit the WWF
;but they held the rights to that name.As the story goes;he had
his name;legally changed;to Ultimate Warrior;so that;he could
legally use that name;in further ventures.Just a fact that I thought
that you might be interested in! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

yeah, i've heard it, but it's a half-truth. he did try to get it changed, but some sorta contract discrepancy put the kibosh on that little adventure. so the overrated, untalented, sickly-muscular fella named Jim Hellwig is still Jim Hellwig, just pathetically trapped in the gimmick that would be his greatest success and, ultimately, his most crushing defeat. so yeah... it's a half-truth.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.

anything but Roxanne

i hate the song and i still get teased about it all the time.

my mother wanted suzanne marie, my father wanted dagmar

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with deep long french kisses

roxy

Im so tired of being not chosen id have to change mine to skip that one

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.