07-20-2002, 09:16 PM
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07-22-2002, 12:06 AM
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ass man
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: somewhere in the south
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This my sound bad, so take it as you want..
"Homosexuals are GAY!!"
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I'm so romantic, I should marry myself.
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07-22-2002, 02:40 AM
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Horny Devil
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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don't like my driving? then help me get a guide dog!
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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07-22-2002, 03:54 AM
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The Hopeless Romantic
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Sacramento, California!!!
Posts: 536
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"Nothing fails like prayer"
"If you stop praying at my school, I'll stop thinking in your church"
"I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving"
"Question authority"
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Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!!!
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07-22-2002, 10:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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World Com ... World Con
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07-22-2002, 11:05 AM
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ass man
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: somewhere in the south
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"Friends help you move....Real friends help you move BODIES!"
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
Never play leap frog with a unicorn
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats
Wink. I'll do the rest
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing
No radio. Already stolen
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist
I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead
Defecation eventuates
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Diplomacy is the Art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Lead me not into Temptaion - I can find it by myself.
We have enough youth - how about a Fountain of Smart
End racism...kill everyone
All generalizations are false
I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur
HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down
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I'm so romantic, I should marry myself.
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07-23-2002, 12:53 PM
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Are your curtains open?
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Maryland
Posts: 512
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Bumper stickers I've actually seen...
Visualize Whirled Peas
(on a car in Florida)
Enjoy your visit, but remember I-95 has a NORTHBOUND side, too!
Why be normal?
(stuck on the bumper upside down)
My other car is a Zamboni
(and the corollary to the first one)
Forget about world peace... Visualize using your turn signal!
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VgaVoy (Wokka! Wokka!)
The HiRes Voyeur :yellghst:
(I love to look!)
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07-23-2002, 12:57 PM
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Banned
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The tattoo parlor that I go to has bumper stickers that say this:
They say the body is God's Temple....I'm just decorating the walls.
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07-23-2002, 02:26 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Don't follow me - I'm lost too
Back off, I'm pedaling as fast as I can!
Warning! Driver carries only 20 rounds of ammo.
Ass gass or grass - oh hell I don't toke and I got a full tank!
Protect your right to Arm Bears.
Keep reading this and the next thing on your mind will be my rear window.
Hang up and DRIVE!
Caution, I brake for yardsales!
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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07-23-2002, 02:30 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Critics ARE qualified, they are equally ignorant in all the arts.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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07-23-2002, 03:47 PM
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Banned
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07-23-2002, 04:19 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: maryland
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good girls suck, bad girls swallow...why don't you show me how bad you can be.
(sorry, had to paraphrase, can't remember exactly what it said...seems kinda long for a bumper sicker though)
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07-23-2002, 09:55 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
Posts: 9,293
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If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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07-24-2002, 04:56 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Launceston , Tasmania, Australia
Posts: 1,903
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If you can read this you are TOO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!
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07-24-2002, 10:54 AM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,614
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I have always liked the one that says
My kid beat up your honor student
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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