LOL The diapers are big, though!

What is it that prevents ketchup or dressing bottle makers from designing a lid that does NOT come off when the bottle is upside down over your hamburger, salad, etc.? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Here I am with my turkey burger last night, which this freaking huge glob of ketchup, covering it like cheese.

*sigh*

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Think of how the poor turkey felt!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

People that say "ummm" and won't spit out what they are trying to say get on my nerves too.

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~Tainted Love~

politically correct assholes and ass kissers

phony mutha fuckers who post from their "white picket fence" world instead of from their soul.

besides that ...everythings cool

How bout I just say I have a lot of pet peeves... it might be easier to list the things that don't annoy me.

Jerks who think it's OK to just spit out their gum no matter where they are at so you'll have the pleasure of cleaning up after them before you walk too far

The one idiot who decides it's OK to drive 5-10 MPH under the speed limit knowing they can't be passed and that they just don't give a crap they have a line of 10-15 cars behind them who DO have to be somewhere!

The jerks who ride my ass after a red light...my car is a 4 banger and don't get up to speed like fancy new cars. It's a 2 lane highway, go around.

The ass that revs his motor and spins out every friggin morning at 7:30 outside my house

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~Tainted Love~

While we're on the noise topic...the 20-something who decides to ride his skateboard and perform tricks using the curb outside my house around midnight.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

People that pull out in front of you ... then won't speed up.

^^^!!!

Also, people who don't allow others to get out of elevators, subways, etc. before they get on!

Also, the elevators at work arrive very quickly but once in a while someone will stick their hand into the closing doors, holding up everyone else because they're apparently more important.

Woman that wear very low cut tops with their breast nearly fully exposed.
Why don't they just let us see the whole thing?

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Come play with me.

on the same same note, Women who wear pants instead of skirts, its hard to look up pants.

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Yes!!! - or the bagger who looks at you like ^^^ because you want the eggs in their own seperate bag! and the bread too! (I hate squished bread)

Once, upon receiving that look from a bagger - I said "I will bag my own - thank you very much!"

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.