This is a bit off topic but I had numerous thoughts triggered as I read... re: Lil's sideways fuck ... I've used a few colorful expressions for emphasis... "fuck me running" - that's GOT to be a sight to see! and "take a flying fuck off a rolling donut!" - that's a near impossibility, I'd imagine.

and then the word, cunt ... I used to use this term often to affectionately describe some women, but it was disguised as "C U Next Tuesday", as in "She's a C U Next Tuesday kind of gal"