Hang up the damn cell phone and pay attention to DRIVING!

If the bass speaker is as big as your back seat, it doesn't belong in your shitty little car.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Hmmmm I seem to remember a story I was told about a late nite drive and a phone convo.

Ok...I'm an asshole.


I went around the end of an aisle at the grocery store, and PLOWED right into the cart of an old lady! I swear the entire store turned around to look at me! How embarrassing! All I could say was "At least the air bags didn't deploy!"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I think grocery stores should be run like any other well planned road... there should be parking lanes and driving lanes... and it wouldn't hurt to have a center line as well.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

Air Bags^^^^^^LMAO!!!

Traffic lights would help too! ha ha


Actually, now that it's being discussed, does anyone else notice how the carts are getting wider and the aisles narrower? I swear, I feel like I'm trying to drive a fucking dumptruck through an alley!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yes - I noticed that when I went to Big Y and Marshalls in the same day - the carts at Marshall's are sooooo small compared to those anywhere else. Speaking of shopping carts - it drives me batty when places don't have cart corrals in the parking lots, or when they do have cart corrals and people are too lazy to use them. And goodness, I know bricks and mortar are expensive - but couldn't Big Y have them in the STORE rather than outside?

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

What's the deal with the carts with the plastic kid holders up front...and why the heck is it that when I got to the store that's all they have left? Then I have to traipse around with a kid holder cart and NO kid. I get lots of starnge looks.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That makes sense...you stuff a carpet into the worlds tiniest shopping cart and the catfood gets lost in the tractor trailer sized grocery cart!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You think YOU get strange looks?


Try sitting in one and letting your 8 year old push you!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Bonjour Jacques!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

If you come join me shopping, I'll push you.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Cool! But be warned...I'm gonna put all kinds of stuff in the cart that'll make you blush when you check out!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.