05-04-2006, 04:55 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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f*** off? how boring...
Perhaps we can do a litlte better than that, what do you think?
biblical insults
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05-04-2006, 05:01 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Um, I don't remember this:
"May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye denizen of the underworld!"
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05-04-2006, 05:03 PM
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Registered User
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Fun!
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Eudaimonia
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05-04-2006, 05:13 PM
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Listen, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
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05-04-2006, 05:13 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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O that thou wouldest be taunted by the king's concubines, thou sulphurous nonentity!
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05-04-2006, 05:14 PM
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Last one I promise
May you be smitten with all-over boils, O thou breaker of the commandments!
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05-04-2006, 05:40 PM
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Registered User
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There is a recurring theme of a fart in the queen's bedchamber.
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05-04-2006, 06:07 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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which reminds me...
first time i tried 69 and my girlfriend farted... i thought "oh shit do i get another 68 of those before she cums?"
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05-04-2006, 07:38 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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I pray thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach!
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05-04-2006, 09:22 PM
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My own little world
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I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O thou sulphurous nonentity!
rofl
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05-04-2006, 10:10 PM
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Tells it all
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Take heed, O thou denizen of the underworld, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!
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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese
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05-04-2006, 11:00 PM
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gurly gurl
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Hear this, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
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05-04-2006, 11:38 PM
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Melted
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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05-05-2006, 04:40 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Hear this, O ye of little faith, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
I don't usually "diet" persay...but now I'm curious. I've never tried the UNSWEETENED locusts.
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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05-05-2006, 04:50 AM
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Hear this, O ye love-crazed Gittite, for you will become as popular as a boil on the king's backside!
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