11-16-2002, 01:01 AM
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Dumb and Dumber
What's the dumbest thing you did this week.
Before I tell you mine you have to PROMISE not to think to yourself *sheesh...is she dumb or WHAT?*
OK...two nights ago I was picking up around the house and I was wearing a pair of sweatpants that had seen better days.
A little hole here and there and they were really just rags hangin' off my butt.
Soooooo I'm cleaning and I'm moving quickly from room to room and my pants get hooked on the door latch.
Well...lo and behold, due to the great speed and forward motion of my body, my pants ripped RIGHT OFF MY ASS! There I stood, not sure whether it was funny or not! After I discovered that no one HAD seen me, I figured it was time to laugh my ASS off.
But my GOD, I felt so stupid. I'm standing there and my pants are hooked to the door frame.
Sheesh........*slight embarrassment because let's face it, THAT was dumb!*
OK who's next.
oh...and i can hear you over there. stop your snickering. stop that!
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11-16-2002, 01:14 AM
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I would have loved to see that.
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11-16-2002, 01:17 AM
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HEY!
Yer SUPPOSED to tell me what dumb thing YOU did this week!
I'm WAITING........... |
11-16-2002, 01:18 AM
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Not done this week....but would have to be the most embarrassing thing i've ever experienced
Bilbo were out shopping in a packet supermarket i might add...i had on lycra type bike shorts (no knickers)...anyway
I'm merrily doing the shopping..ya know bending over and getting stuff off the shelves to put in the trolley..
I kept checking with Bilbo to make sure i was getting the right stuff...and he had this smirk on his dial...and silly me never thought anything of it....
An hour later we are at the checkout waiting to go through and i ull my t-shirt down over my butt and feel a thread....so i follow the thread and find a big hole in the ass of my pants...
He knew!!! and he'd let me browneye the ppl in the store....if i could've possibly crawled under the floor i would've....
So now i always check there are no bloody holes in the ass of the pants i'm wearing before i go out
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11-16-2002, 01:22 AM
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Y'know, I'm constantly bumping & banging into doorframes, & have lost a few beltloops to those damn strikeplates, so I'd say you're no dumber than I am, RG...
Still, ripping your pants off...THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
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11-16-2002, 01:25 AM
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Well awhile back I was home alone in a pair of shorts only. Had a knock on the door. A little red head from the church of the latter day saints was standing there. Opened the door and her eyes got big I looked down to find my cock out for all to see. Haven't had anymore of them at my door.
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11-16-2002, 01:26 AM
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Turn it up!
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Sharni, at least Bilbo didn't take advantage & cornhole you right there in aisle 5...
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11-16-2002, 01:29 AM
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Clean up in aisle 5
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11-16-2002, 02:03 AM
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goddamnit... i was hopin the title was referrin ta the flick. way ta shatter my dreamworld, woman.
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11-16-2002, 06:38 AM
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As the song goes............
Where do I begin,
To tell the story of how dumb this guy has been.....
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11-16-2002, 11:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Silky
goddamnit... i was hopin the title was referrin ta the flick. way ta shatter my dreamworld, woman.
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11-16-2002, 08:55 PM
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Does it matter if it wasn't this week??
This happend many years ago but it's probably one of the dumbest things I've EVER done......
I think I was around 19 or 20 when I came home one day to find I was locked out of the house. Being as damn short as I am I certainly couldn't climb in a window. I managed to find a ladder outside a neighbor's house and borrowed it. I climbed in through the pantry window which just luckily was unlocked. I got in the house, walked out to the front porch to retrieve my purse and jacket............................................ ........and promptly locked myself right back out!! Had to go climb in the window AGAIN!! Boy did I ever feel stupid!!!  |
11-16-2002, 08:57 PM
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Went to the movie today and when I sat down I realized that I was unzipped ... and I hadn't worn underwear. Didn't see or hear anyone who noticed, but I did feel a tad red in the face. |
11-17-2002, 11:46 AM
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Dumb AND embarrassing....
Three summers ago I started my tour guiding summer job. One day, one of my (female) co-workers and I were chatting in the front porch waiting for tourists to come. She was sitting at the desk and I was sitting in front of it, sideways to her, when a BMW drove up. (I just LOVE BMWs.) So I jump up to see it closer, and as soon as I'm up I'm falling down on my hands and knees with my skirt down around my ankles.... turns out I was stepping on it when I got up and it just got pulled down.... and there were the tourists staring at the funny nun-looking guide with her skirt around her ankles... I was soooooooo mortified!!!  but at the same time it was just impossible for my co-worker and I to stop laughing! (Now I always make sure I'm not stepping on my skirt before I get up. )
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11-17-2002, 12:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by kleclere
Well awhile back I was home alone in a pair of shorts only. Had a knock on the door. A little red head from the church of the latter day saints was standing there. Opened the door and her eyes got big I looked down to find my cock out for all to see. Haven't had anymore of them at my door.
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ROTFLMAO....classic!
My all-time DUMBEST move was locking my keys in my car with the car running. All I could do was just stare at the fucking car for an hour until Mrs R could bail me out. She was laughing so fucking hard I though she was going to pee in her pants.
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