Ladies (and the occasional gentleman too, I suppose)

do your *toys* ever start without you?





Happened to me just this morning.....came and sat down at the computer and I could hear this noise..a fairly quiet buzzing noise.

Checked the computer to see if it was just the fan running a bit louder than normal. Nope. Wasn't the comptuer.

Using my keen hearing, I bent my head toward the desk drawer....

ROTFLMAO one of my vibes was purring away!

What a WASTE!!!!

*reminder to self, take the batteries out after playtime*

LOL LOL

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

maybe someone else peeking through the toys and trying them out? then maybe packing up in a hurry as sthe front door opened ?

*** reminder to self : install webcam in the toy-area ***

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TmS

LOL after my "study break" I put my toys back in a bag on the back of the bathroom door and kept hear something rattling

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I've heard of this happening at airline security.

I told you if you had the real thing I know it wouldn't take off with out you. HEHE

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Yup... airline security sucks that way... Last time I flew out to visit my boyfriend we made it all the way back to his apartment and my suitcase was rattling... LUCKILY it just turned out to be my electric toothbrust going crazy. I can handle borrowing a toothbrush, but that vibrator needs to keep its charge!

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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
-John Keats

maybe your toys just wanted to come out and play RandyGal

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

RandyGal, I have some very bad news. I'm afraid your house is haunted by some VERY frustrated ghosts......

Yep, it's me. Your Friendly ghost..... But if you want me to stop wasting your batteries, you've gotta give me some other form of relief..... lol!!!

Spooooky!!!
CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

ROTFLMAO @ CasperTFG!!!!



(that would be "CasperTheFrustratedGhost")

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Uhh huh!! Yep, dat's me!



LOL!!

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm