02-11-2003, 02:31 PM
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Long lost member!
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You`ve Got Male!!
Ok I got to work this morning, and booted up my pc. What did I find in my e-mail???
This!!
I know you Pixie Ladies will love this!!!!!!! (and no it has absolutely NOTHING to do with my nic!)
30 CRUEL THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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02-11-2003, 02:39 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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LMAO!!!!
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02-11-2003, 02:52 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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OMG I love that!!!!!
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02-11-2003, 03:00 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Middle Earth :)
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lmao
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02-11-2003, 05:59 PM
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that's ienki .. with an i
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lol cute big_yin
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02-11-2003, 06:26 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMFAO
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02-11-2003, 07:09 PM
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Mistress Rampant
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LOL!!! thats hilarious big_yin!!!!!
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02-12-2003, 12:50 PM
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Banned
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Love the first one, especially! LOLOL
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02-15-2003, 07:09 AM
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Long lost member!
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Ok here we go again, except this time its a really cheesy show here in the UK, old ones but beauties!
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "The Family Fortunes" in the UK.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
Name a number you have to memorize - 7
Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Name something you put on walls - Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green - Shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle
with wings
Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Name something associated with the police - Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac - April
Name something slippery - A conman
Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
Name a jacket potato topping - Jam
Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it - Window
Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
Name a domestic animal - Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
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02-15-2003, 07:38 AM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Big Yin ... LOL ... those are both cute.
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02-15-2003, 11:54 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: London
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He he. Those are good. I think I saw the Naomi Campbell one.
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