02-22-2003, 04:38 PM
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A Cowboys Guide To Life.....
Never squat with yer spurs on.
There's two theories to arguin; with a woman; neither works.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys  
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02-22-2003, 04:43 PM
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Failed voyeur*
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Re: A Cowboys Guide To Life.....
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Originally posted by Sharniqua
Never squat with yer spurs on.
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys
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Nice little disclaimer there Sharni
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02-22-2003, 05:38 PM
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Senior Member
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"never miss a good opportunity to shut up"
"always ride in the middle of the pack, those on the edges get picked out first"
"never kick fresh dung on a hot summer day"
'The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still
warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow'
'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.'
'It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.'
'Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.'
'never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco'
'speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.'
and my favorite....
'There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.'
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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.
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02-23-2003, 12:03 AM
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smiling
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every good ranch has at least one cliff
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02-23-2003, 10:30 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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and where is Horseman's reply???
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02-23-2003, 10:39 AM
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OMFG!
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Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys
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Have we really become so hypersensitive?
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"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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02-23-2003, 02:47 PM
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Insatiable
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and here's one more that I (as a REAL rider, owner of horses) like to recall and remember when I am riding....
"Keep your mind on what's between your legs!"
(for me that's always easy to do....  )
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02-26-2003, 09:20 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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Gotta love it, LMAO, words to live by!! and no offense takin'
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02-26-2003, 09:21 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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Quote:
Originally posted by jennaflower
and where is Horseman's reply???
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Darlin you know i would have to respond to this thread!!
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02-26-2003, 09:53 PM
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Little Wild One
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Damn horseman every time I see your pic...I just wish I was that saddle...and can I keep my mind on what is between your legs?
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02-27-2003, 07:36 AM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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txgrneyes, I do believe my ridin style would change dramatically if you were my saddle.
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02-28-2003, 02:25 PM
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Little Wild One
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Ohhhhh, I love it when you talk like that. Would you have a saddle I could sit on too? 
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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02-28-2003, 03:32 PM
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hellsbells's Stallion
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in two words "hell yes"
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03-03-2003, 10:34 PM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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"She came in with a saddle and a set of jumper cables......!"
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03-19-2003, 01:23 AM
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Little Wild One
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Sorry i have a thing for cowboys....
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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