I was told this is more dangerous than baby pictures, but here goes anyway.

After a particularly gratifying session of self-love, I happend to look down at the foot of the bed, and there was Kat. Kat is my house cat that used to be the "child" of my ex/gf and myself. I won the custody battle, and so Kat has seen me at my best... and worst.

Kat was looking at me in a most quizzical way, so I wondered, how many of my fellow Pixieites have pets, and do you let them watch... every aspect of your life?

BTW - here's Kat

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

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Our bearded dragon (lizard) lived int he bedroom until his digging at odd hours of the night started keeping my wife awake. Now he's banashed to the hallway.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I don't have any pets now!--------------and the gerbils never seen anything more racy than a hug!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

one time me and my gf were having sex in my room and my parents great dane came in without us knowing it. when we were done i noticed him and realized he had been watching us. no harm done though since he didnt try to join in on the action we then fixed the covers and snuggled and he came up on the bed then to lay with us.

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

He's seen it before. He knows better.

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Hard Rock---Did the goldfish,that are in the picture of the cat,
watch also?What if they tell the whole school?(School of fish)
(nevermind,if you have to explain it,it's not funny!)

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Once, while licking my girlfriend i suddenly felt like someone was watching, my cat sat beside my face looking curiously... i guess a cats toung would be too rough on a clit so i finnished her of myself, giggling but still...

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Life is a lemon and I want my money back... Meatloaf

How can you trust any woman? They bleed once a month but they never die!

One time I was having sex with my fiancee and our kitten came up behind me and started slapping my balls with is claws. That was painful.

^^^ OUCH!

I don't have any pets of my own, but my neighbour's cat comes inside all the time, and I've been engaged in some pretty loud self-stimulation with him present. That lazy creature usually just sleeps through the whole thing.

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You did what you knew how to do. And when you knew better, you did better
~Maya Angelou

single_guy_21---If that happened to me,I think that the
animal population,would be down by one.
FYI-I am a friend of Christines neighbors cat.I have pictures,
that the cat gave me.I will part with them for a small fee.Contact
Irish,thru Pixies. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Looks like Irish is on his way to being very rich

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*it's all Christine's fault