Terms For Female Masturbation:


5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Butter schlopping
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Drillin' for oil
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Making tartar sauce for the fish sticks
Menage a'moi
Performing a Pearl Jam
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playin' the slots
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Scrubbin' the Cake Pan
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Slopping the hog
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Smacking the clam
Spanking Lucy
Stirring the cauldron
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tippin' the Indian
Tissue tickling
Twiddlin' the bean
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

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Those are great. I thought I'd seen all of those, but there are some real gems in there that are new to me. I really like:

Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Menage a'moi
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect

But my favorite has to be:
Riding the clitoris-sauras

That one is great! Thanks for sharing!

I bet you've tried them all!!!!!!

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

thank heavens that the title of this thread didn't lead me to the subject I somewhat thought it might... I am relieved...

jennaflower, This is not The Thread.

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Eudaimonia

jseal what??????? im confused!

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

do not feel alone Jenna i had that thought at first as well.

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Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Lilith, repent!!

No good can come of this.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LMAO - I thought it was something else at first too... Got MY attention Lil!

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Do you think she did on purpose?


Not Lilith! LOL.

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Joke em if they can't take a fuck.

LOL Definitely not Lilith!

Those were great!