I was reading over skipthisone's thread about songs we hate to hear and would rather cut our spleen out with a shrimp fork than listen to...........and I got to thinking.........

*waits till all the "ut oh's" subside*

SAYINGS! Things people say all the time and you just cringe each time you hear them! You wish they had never been "coined" and you wish they would die like disco did! Oh.....wait.....disco is back....huh? Oh f&%k!!!!!!!!

Got any faves you love to hate?


For me............
"Hey girlfriend!"
"My bad!"
"Wazzup?"

OK.....commence to venting!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

"Get outta here"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"Well duh!" (hate it, but still find it slipping from my lips occassionally! (and here's for you Lixy ..) oops, my bad! LOL!

"You go girl!" Gag, puke...

"da bomb"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

not something heard, but seen:

AIR QUOTES

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seriousfun

"Talk to the hand.........."

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

LMFAO! Yep! All sucky!

Specially@ fzzy! *Gentle but meaningful *smack*!


seriousfun??????? WTF is "Air Quotes"?????? Or......do I really wanna know? Oh geezzzzzz!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Fizzle my nizzle. It be off the heezy facheezy. Crunk, what in the hell does crunk mean?!??!

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HE IS HOME!

LMFAO IG! Um.......dunno......but I hate it too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

when you do the little quotemarks in the air with your fingers..... I think! My 7 year old has picked that up!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"phat"

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Said most often with a BIG smile, … “Oh that’s a great question.”, … by people that don’t have a fucking clew how to answer it.

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"I don't know, I just work here..."
"Loser" with the L on the forehead
Rosie O'Donnell's "Cutie Patootie"

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

'from the get go'


where is the get go?

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hello Ladies

It's me again *wink*

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The Slow Ride is Back!