Must not mind being stared at. Must like to keep the blinds open. Must enjoy walking around the house nude at night with the lights on.

Well, sounds like a good thing...but your in Oklahoma....I am in Texas...I have a neighbor but he hasn't been over in a while...might need to replace him.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

LMAO airhog... you really did do it!!!!!

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All for Fun!!!
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Fun for All!!!

You may want to stick a few more descriptives in there .... otherwise, you could end up with "ugly naked guy!!!"

airhog you brought some memorys back to when i was a security guard and worked grave yard shift. I had two houses who had single women who i chatted to once in a while and the first lady asked me to make extra patrols as she just broke up with her boyfriend. so i did when i walked by her patio since this was an apartment complex she had the lights off i walked bye the light came on startelled me so i looked she smile and then proceeded to take her robe off and strip i was a young and just froze and looked i reached down and scratched the itch lol and she laughed and turned the light out and that was the last i saw of her. The manager the next day came up to me and ask if everything was ok i told her what happen as i didnt want to lose my job she then said if that happens again to come and get her no matter the time. so sure as shit the next weekend i walked by and the same lady did another strip tease and i was hard as rock. so being the good security guard i went and got the manager. I knocked on the door and she answered in a robe as it was only 11pm she asked me in to wait until she could change and we would go over to confort the stripper. Well i am sitting in the living room and she starts talking to me asking if the stripper had a nice body i said yes she then asked if i was hard and horny when i was looking. I said excuse i didnt hear what you said at that point she came out of the her bedroom in the doorway naked and said do you like my strip show well she said she was horny and well we took care of business what great neighbors i wish you luck in finding one like those two.

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

oooooo you can have my "scary neighbor boy".

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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