By Joal Ryan

Apparently, he's not known as the incredible Hulk for nothing.

A plush version of the big-screen monster has turned up in London sporting what a British tab has indelicately termed "a giant green willy."

Per the report in London's Sun, a six-year-old tyke won the anatomically blessed toy at a fair--her prize for winning a beanbag toss.

At first, her Hulk appeared innocent enough--he was ripped, green and mean-looking. Upon closer inspection, according to the paper, little Leah Lowland noticed the hero's purple cut-off pants were bulging. In the front.

As they say in Marvel Comics, 'nuff said.

Actually, Lowland's mother has quite a bit to say.

"A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn't be allowed," the woman I.D.'d only as Kim is quoted as telling the Sun. "Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall, it's amazing how big his willy is."

The paper estimates the length of the toy's, um, action figure at two inches.

As depicted in a pair of photos found on the Sun's Website, the Hulk does not appear to be happy about being exposed. Either that, or he's feeling inadequate about his fast-shrinking box office. (So far, the film has grossed about $118 million in U.S. theaters--still short of production costs. It opens in the United Kingdom on July 18.)

The Lowlands aren't happy, either.

"It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing," mother Kim says, according to the Sun. "It should be taken off the shelves."

Ah, but is it on shelves? Has Europe been invaded by hulking Hulk toys?

Unlikely, say stateside toy industry sources.

Experts say there's no way the doll came off the assembly line with a monster member--that the toy must have been enhanced somewhere along the way, perhaps by a fair carny looking to have fun, or someone looking to get publicity in the paper.

Spain's Play-By-Play Toys, which produces Hulk tie-in toys for Europe, and reputedly was the manufacturer of the bulked-up Hulk doll in question, could not be located for comment Wednesday. There have been no reports of U.S. consumers finding similar surprises.

'Nuff really said.

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*ponders the anatomical differences between Bill Bixby and the Hulk....what if you piss him off during sex????????

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<----wonders about a 2" appendage on a 12" doll and what the proportionate measurement on a "real person" would be.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

a modified version of me

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' The quality of mercy is not strained ..
it droppeth like rain from the gentle heavens...'

Geesh ... if that were a real guy it'd be a 24" member on a 6' guy. He'd need one of those low-hung urinals.

(cross out the 24" and make that 12" like subsequent posters noticed. Sorry )

Wouldn't it be a 12" member on a 6' guy?
2 inches for every foot = 2 x 6 =12

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I'm fuckin outta here! 4/5/04

Yep. 12".





I'd settle for that!

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Would it matter that it's green?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not really...maybe it tastes like mint.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Why is there such a reluctance to have anatomically correct dolls? I know there are some dolls that are correct ... just not sure what the big deal is in concealing the truth. No wonder some people have such poor self-images.

Okay, that's a different subject ... sorry.

Well... now men get a feel for the age-old "Barbie syndrome" women have been having for years. Of course, I don't think it's as big a deal for men...

I can't choose a male based on penis size, because I never get to see their penis unitl we have sex...which is after I've already chosen him.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

thats why he's the incredable hulk

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if it feels good do i

If it were 24" that would be fucking incredible!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hubby says it would be fucking useless! ROFLMAO!!!!!

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I found a picture of the doll online, if any one was wondering what it looked like..... the doll I mean. It's at the sun's site at http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,...6,00.html?yhnws

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Neil Perry : To communicate...
John Keating : Nooo!! To woo women!

oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas