07-21-2003, 07:32 AM
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When has porn gone just a little too sick...
Was browsing through some ebay porn looking for something cheap and easy and came across this....I am worried about the human race now....here is the description and review...*shivers*
Bongwater Butt Babes
Dir: Joe Gallant
www.blackmirror.com
Do you remember life before the microwave oven? What about the TV remote control? Can you imagine how different things would be without mobile phones? Once you buy this video you’re going to feel the same way, like, “How the fuck did I ever survive without Bongwater Butt Babes?”
I can’t say enough good things about this video, it is by far my favourite porn ever made. I can’t even remember the name of my old favourite. Sure, the girls may not be the prettiest, the picture quality not the best, but that’s not the point. Girls smoke weed out of their assholes in this video! And that’s all that matters. It’s absolute genius and though I no longer smoke weed, with all the things I’ve tried to stick up girls’ asses over the years I can’t believe I never thought of trying a bong.
I know you’re curious, so here’s how it works: an IV bag of water is pumped into a girl’s rectum; then a bottomless bong is inserted in her ass; marijuana is lit; the water in her ass bubbles like typical bong water and someone gets high. Only a few hits can be taken before the girl has to cork her hole with her finger and run to the bathroom; the bong water doubles as an enema and shit sprays everywhere. I personally enjoy the one girl who simply pulls the bong out of her ass and shoots shit all over the white wall in her living room.
I was sold after the first scene but director Joe Gallant chose to one-up it and in the second scene he attaches a clear tube to the top of the bong, allowing the girl to smoke out of her own ass. The image is visually stunning. I wish that Gallant had a large photo of the act that I could frame and hang over my mantel.
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07-21-2003, 07:48 AM
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LMAO!!!!!
Ah the weird and wonderful world we live in!!
Teeheheheeee!!!!
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07-21-2003, 08:36 AM
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Well obviously this is a prime example of the creativity that occurs while using the all inspiring herb. You know I am sure they were just sitting around passing the doobie when one of them said...I wonder if I can make a bong out of my ass.~rotflmao
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07-21-2003, 08:48 AM
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That's just gross.
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07-21-2003, 10:28 AM
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PARRRRRRR.......TAY!!!!!!!!!
That's one of those movies that'd be like a train wreck. Ya can't bear to watch, and yet, ya can't avert your eyes......you find yourself riveted to the screen!
Can't you just hear the director now?
"Scene one, take two...aaanndd....................ACTION!"
ROTFLMAO
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07-21-2003, 10:35 AM
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I think it would be funny right up to the point where the shit blows up against the wall...then i think i would be done.
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07-21-2003, 10:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
I think it would be funny right up to the point where the shit blows up against the wall...then i think i would be done.
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I dunno...I'm sort of sick that way.
I'm SURE I'd be yelling something out loud when it happened though...like........
"THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!" or sumtin' like dat.
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07-21-2003, 11:04 AM
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I've smoked many a joint in my day and that idea has never occurred to me. It will also never happen to me!
Soooooooo gross!
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07-21-2003, 11:05 AM
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Hopefully it was just some homegrown. ROTFLMFAO!!!
Also gives new meaning to reef-her...LOL
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07-21-2003, 11:23 AM
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Having experienced the herb many times I can say that something even similar to that has never crossed my mind, and I'm a pretty open person for trying new things. To each there own lol!
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07-21-2003, 11:42 AM
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<-- thats my look...Hehe
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07-21-2003, 11:50 AM
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well....
I'm with you skipthisone, i have been know to get out there on the wild side, but NO Thanks to these.
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07-21-2003, 12:15 PM
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My Sis and I recently had a conversation about how she felt "Rocco's Sex Trainer 8" was, in her words, 'too porn' (haven't seen it, but apparently the rimming grossed her out).
I can't help but wonder what she'd think of this! LOL
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07-21-2003, 12:16 PM
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OMG, LMAO, but I think I would be like RandyGal and have to watch to the end just because it would be too damn werid, LOL. But not my cup of tea at all.
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07-21-2003, 12:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
My Sis and I recently had a conversation about how she felt "Rocco's Sex Trainer 8" was, in her words, 'too porn' (haven't seen it, but apparently the rimming grossed her out).
I can't help but wonder what she'd think of this! LOL
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OMG...she just hasnt had the right rimmer....
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