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Old 08-19-2003, 12:19 PM
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Who would you salute?

If you wrote the Bud Light commercials... who would you salute? You don't have to write a whole commercial script, but please feel free if you are so inclined.

I'll start...


Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot

Back up singers: Right up the backside

Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...

Back up singers: Just gotta know

Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...

Back up singers: Looking good now

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...

Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:28 PM
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OMFG I just pissed myself
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:36 PM
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Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Butt Plug Mold Maker

Back up singers: Butt Plug Mold Makers

Announcer: Bringing a little bit of latex joy to the forbidden holes of women and men both.

Back up singers: Nice and slow now.

Announcer: And if the sphinxting pressure isnt enough you make them to squirt or to blow-up to just the right size.

Back up singers: Feel it deeply

Announcer: Whether with a partner or alone with a suction cup base...without you some prostates would never be the same.

Back up singers: Oooo That Hershey Highway

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mr Butt Plug Mold Maker, because without your soft and sleak form making abilities closets would be a lonely place.

Back up singers: Thank you Mr Butt Plug Mold Makerrrrr
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:43 PM
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LMAO!! Fuckin' A, skip, awesome!
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:44 PM
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Old 08-19-2003, 03:46 PM
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I love it!!!!!!

(I can actually hear the background singers in my head.. lmao)
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Old 08-19-2003, 03:50 PM
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OMG ... funny, funny, funny
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