
08-19-2003, 12:19 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Who would you salute?
If you wrote the Bud Light commercials... who would you salute? You don't have to write a whole commercial script, but please feel free if you are so inclined.
I'll start...
Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"
Back up singers: Real American Heroes
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot
Back up singers: Right up the backside
Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...
Back up singers: Just gotta know
Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...
Back up singers: Looking good now
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...
Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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08-19-2003, 12:28 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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OMFG I just pissed myself
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08-19-2003, 12:36 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"
Back up singers: Real American Heroes
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Butt Plug Mold Maker
Back up singers: Butt Plug Mold Makers
Announcer: Bringing a little bit of latex joy to the forbidden holes of women and men both.
Back up singers: Nice and slow now.
Announcer: And if the sphinxting pressure isnt enough you make them to squirt or to blow-up to just the right size.
Back up singers: Feel it deeply
Announcer: Whether with a partner or alone with a suction cup base...without you some prostates would never be the same.
Back up singers: Oooo That Hershey Highway
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mr Butt Plug Mold Maker, because without your soft and sleak form making abilities closets would be a lonely place.
Back up singers: Thank you Mr Butt Plug Mold Makerrrrr
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08-19-2003, 12:43 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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LMAO!! Fuckin' A, skip, awesome!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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08-19-2003, 12:44 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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OMG LMAO!!!!! You 2 slay me* kisses*
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08-19-2003, 03:46 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I love it!!!!!!
(I can actually hear the background singers in my head.. lmao)
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08-19-2003, 03:50 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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OMG ... funny, funny, funny
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