If you wrote the Bud Light commercials... who would you salute? You don't have to write a whole commercial script, but please feel free if you are so inclined.

I'll start...


Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot

Back up singers: Right up the backside

Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...

Back up singers: Just gotta know

Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...

Back up singers: Looking good now

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...

Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OMFG I just pissed myself

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Butt Plug Mold Maker

Back up singers: Butt Plug Mold Makers

Announcer: Bringing a little bit of latex joy to the forbidden holes of women and men both.

Back up singers: Nice and slow now.

Announcer: And if the sphinxting pressure isnt enough you make them to squirt or to blow-up to just the right size.

Back up singers: Feel it deeply

Announcer: Whether with a partner or alone with a suction cup base...without you some prostates would never be the same.

Back up singers: Oooo That Hershey Highway

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mr Butt Plug Mold Maker, because without your soft and sleak form making abilities closets would be a lonely place.

Back up singers: Thank you Mr Butt Plug Mold Makerrrrr

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

LMAO!! Fuckin' A, skip, awesome!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

OMG LMAO!!!!! You 2 slay me* kisses*

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I love it!!!!!!

(I can actually hear the background singers in my head.. lmao)

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

OMG ... funny, funny, funny