Just 13 days left till Festivus, for the Rest of Us.
Remember your pole must be tall, skinny, aluminum and devoid of tinsel (too distracting) and have a very high strength-to-weight ratio.
I hope everyone has been working out in anticipation of the Feats Of Strength.
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!" Dont forget to make your list for the Airing of Grievances.
For those of you not familiar with this holiest of days, here is some background from the founder:
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man...As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
The doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born -- a Festivus for the rest of us! -FC
-miles