By DUNCAN LARCOMBE

A RANDY couple on a holiday jet were cheered by 250 passengers — when they were exposed bonking in the loo.

The lovers sneaked into a tiny cubicle during a four-hour flight home from Tenerife.

When the 757’s cabin crew noticed it had been engaged for more than 15 minutes, a steward went to investigate.

After hearing grunts and groans through the door, he decided to unlock it from the outside — and revealed the naked couple in mid-romp.

One passenger by the loo said: “There was a woman facing the wall and her companion standing behind with his trousers round his ankles.

“When they realised someone had opened the door, they just froze.

“And when it dawned on them that half the aeroplane was watching, their faces went beetroot red.

There were at least 60 of us in stitches. Even the three cabin staff burst out laughing.”

The couple — in their late thirties — then got a round of applause as they made their way back to their seats.

The eyewitness added: “The journey from then on must have felt like the longest flight of their lives.”

And as they stepped off the flight the woman said “happy Christmas” to a crew member. But one wag passenger at the back shouted, “I think you’ve already had your stuffing!”

The incident happened on Thomas Cook flight TCX18L to Gatwick, which landed at 7.30pm last Tuesday.

The man had Beckham-style blond hair and wore a white jumper and blue jeans. His companion had bleach-blonde hair and was in a dark outfit.

Last night Thomas Cook said: “There was an incident with a couple in the toilet. They appear to have taken the Christmas spirit too far.”

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So glad that has never happened to me! hehe

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ROFL...

I WANT that to happen to me

Now that's a flight to remember.

Bull. If that was me it would've been the quickest flight of my life.

I'll book a flight then - choose your destination!

A few weeks back I was on a train to London. Within seconds of it pulling into a station, all I could hear was 2 dykes going at it like 2 desperate ferrets in one of them private cabins you can sit it (not first class). One cheerful passenger who was off to a footie match with his mates bashed the wall, as he was closer to them as I was.

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