
01-02-2004, 02:35 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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Tanning Your ............. What?!?!?!
Once there was a man, a very tan man, except on his genitals. He went to the doctor and asked what he should do. The doctor prescribed him a full day at the beach with specific instructions. He was to bury his entire body under the sand except for his genitals.
One day two older women were taking their morning stroll down the beach. As they were walking along they came upon .........
"What is that?" the first women said as she took a stick and tapped it.
"Oh I know what it is." replied the second women.
"In my twenties I thought about it,
In my thirties I asked for it,
in my fourties I begged for it,
in my fifties I prayed for it,
in my sixties I payed for it,
and now the damn things are growing wild
and I am too old to squat!!"

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01-02-2004, 03:15 PM
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Suprise Me
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-02-2004, 03:18 PM
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Just me.
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OMG. LMAO Summer. That is terrific. 
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01-02-2004, 03:48 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Wicked joke - I will pass that one on for sure.
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01-02-2004, 03:59 PM
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She told me that while we were out shopping...I almost pee'd myself in the mall 
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01-02-2004, 05:29 PM
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~figment of imagination~
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Yes I thought it was a very humous one. A regular at the auction told me her grandmother (age 80+) sent it to her. I just laughed and knew I needed to pass it on. 
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01-02-2004, 07:59 PM
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It wasn't me!!!
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LMAO nice one!
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01-02-2004, 08:32 PM
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Thanks Summer
It WILL be told a lot more too. 
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01-02-2004, 08:51 PM
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Insatiable
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good one, summer!
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01-02-2004, 10:21 PM
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Huggable!
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LMAO - Summer thats great!!! TY!
*Thinking about practicing a little squatting...... hey, just in case. Ya just never know now-a-days.* 
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01-03-2004, 08:36 AM
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~figment of imagination~
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I think I shall join you Teddy in the squatting practice for the just in case. 
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