i didn't know whether to be amazed or turned on!!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/monkeys.php

may the force be with you.. always.

(had to take the chance and use the smiley)

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Some stories:

My Birthday

Squirming in the dark

I am neither.

I am turned off.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

OMG!!!! That was fabulous!!!! Awesome!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Holy crow... infuckingcredible!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Now that's a talent you don't see every day...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

lol
whoever did that was good!

~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

That's pretty imaginative! Very cool!

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I'm fuckin outta here! 4/5/04

OMG to funny and kind of a turn on too



but then guys have been having sex with their hands forever

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

More worthwhile than picking your nose.

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Strange...... weird, even....... but kinda FUN for all that!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

haha oh man...some guy has too much time on his uh...hands lol

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

That's a great party trick! Very cool!

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

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