01-21-2004, 12:11 AM
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"I wish I hadn't said that!"
We don't know whether these are true stories or not -- although they come with names and ages. But it doesn't matter. They're pretty funny
"I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowjob?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better." -- Melinda, 39, Seguin, TX
"I was at the golf store because I was unhappy with the women's balls I'd been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking sales guys who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.'" -- Colleen, 31, Ferndale, MI
"My sister and I were at the mall and passed a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget." -- Faye, 34, Ellerslie, MD
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler began to run amok. I was finally able to grab her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter." -- Amy, Stafford, Virginia
"This true story had most of Michigan laughing for 2 days. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow but didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!" -- SJ
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01-21-2004, 03:05 AM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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ROFLMAO... now I know why I woke up in the middle of the night and was drawn here... now that I have had a good laugh, I can go back to sleep  |
01-21-2004, 05:35 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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OMG! Too funny!
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01-21-2004, 06:21 AM
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Just me.
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Sharni, those are WONDERFUL! ROTFLMAO!
I'll never forget the time our secretary (at the company I retired from) was going into the computer center when someone asked her something. She turned to answer while she was reaching for the doorknob ... just as one of the supervisors came out. Got him.  |
01-21-2004, 06:36 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Location: Australia
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Hahahahaha
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01-21-2004, 06:41 AM
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DB ~ The poor woman *LOL*
Anyone else got any to add?
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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01-21-2004, 06:50 AM
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I was waiting for a elevator and there was a woman waiting as well. We both were standing back to back. The elevator was taking ages to show as they do, so I turned and pushed the up button. She did the same thing at the same time and we ended up holding hands over the button.
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Half of a set :halo:
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01-21-2004, 07:35 AM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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omg sharni LMAO!! i am so waiting for my girl to pull that on me!!!!! and w my uck shell do it at a squardron party or something!!!
~nikki~
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01-21-2004, 08:50 AM
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LMAO! Just hysterical...every one.
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01-21-2004, 09:01 AM
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Sharniqua,
Funny! Funny! Funny! Thank you.
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01-22-2004, 12:07 AM
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Suprise Me
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LMAO!!!! Excellent!!
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01-22-2004, 02:32 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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I'm not ENTIRELY sure the following "fits" this thread or not.... but I'm gonna post it anyway!! ANY-body recognise it?!?!?!
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Aquaman pointed out to me that I am hitting 1000 posts (I talk too damn much ) so I was trying to figure out how to celebrate! I do not have many pics as I am pretty shy but this is one I took as a joke.....
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(Clue: it was written over 17,500 posts ago!!)
DM
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