
05-19-2004, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
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Bulls (like humans?)
Subject: FW: Bulls
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at covered breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last
year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and
said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last
year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and
said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn
a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull
mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that
her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him
if it was with the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from
critical to stable and he should eventually make a
full recovery.
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