>
> The One Flaw In Women
>
> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
> overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you
> spending so much time on this one?"
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
> movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
> have a
> lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything
> with only two hands."
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
> way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
> day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
> "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already
> heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days"
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have
> made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I
> have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
> accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied,
>
> "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and
> negotiate."
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek, "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told
> you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
> sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief
> and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You
> thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
>
> And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men They bear
> hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness,
> love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
> want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They
> don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
solution.
> They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
> frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children
> excel
> and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear
> about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They
> grieve
> at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there
> is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken
> heart.
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
> or e-mail you to show how much they care about
> you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring
> joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals. They give moral
> support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and
> everything to give.
>
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY
> FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Having a wife of 39yrs & two daughters,I can only agree with you!I know that
I wouldn't put up with me,but I don't have a choice. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

CA, very nice. Like Irish, my wife and I have been married now for 41 years, and I still think she's as perfect as she can be. I just feel lucky she puts up with me.

celticangel,

Good one! Thank you!

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Eudaimonia

so there's just the one, huh?

I like that too!

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~Tainted Love~

Thanks for that CA.......my sister could really do with hearing this right now, so I'm going to send it to her.

Thanks again.
x

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I love it CA!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Big appreciative hugs to all the Pixies women and an extra one for Lou's sister

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Thanks Celticangel, I needed that.

What happened to the production model?

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Ah...but there's have been so many upgrades since that one, PF.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yes, but you always have to overpay for the accessories.

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